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Funny story:  Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

World renowned rehab clinic, The Priority, deep in the heart of rural Hertfordshire today opened the doors of its new wing, The Moorview Wing, named in honour of a collaborative story in the Magazine Section of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com...
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Funny story:  The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Kidnapping of J-Man's Teddy Bear The news came fast and furious in the form of e-mail and text messages from the American Southwest. Before anyone knew what the real story was, or who might be to blame, e-mail begat e-mail until prompting an information frenzy based loosely and only on theory and conjecture. All that any of us knew for sure, was that the Jalapeno Man's prize teddy bear, t...
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Funny story:  An Excerpt From A Book By the J-Man

An Excerpt From A Book By the J-Man

I have been writing a book for a few years and it is almost finished. The title is "Called to What?" A few of the writers have asked to see a piece of it, so here is the second chapter. Since it is humorous, and the chapter is about practical jokes, I think it fits here on this site. Many of the references in my book are to my church. If you have questions or need claification, please send...
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Funny story:  Why Do I Spoof?

Why Do I Spoof?

I've been asked by people why I write for this website. They say that I "should be using my time doing other, productive things." Like what, watching reality shows on television? They say that I ought to be using my writing talents to make money. Don't I need to develop that talent first? They say that some of what I write is not appropriate to people of all ages and morality levels. And the...
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Funny story:  US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

SOUTHBEND, IN (ABSNN) - The United States Society of Women with Small Hooters told reporters in this Midwest city Monday that they "fear being overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day." Ivegotta Smallset, Chairperson of the USSWSH, told ABSNN, "We ce...
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Funny story:  The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Chili Verde, New Mexico: The National Basketball Association (NBA) is filing a lawsuit against 'writer' Jalepenoman. Jalepenoman is the creator and marketing mastermind behind the new fictitious holiday, National Breast Appreciation Day. The acron...
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Funny story:  World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

Legendary Spoof writer Jalapenoman, usually referred to by fellow writers as the J-man today expressed consternation after learning that Indian Special Forces groups are using the world's hottest chilli as a weapon. "I thought I had the hottest ch...
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Funny story:  Will Smith Slammed By Film Critic - He's Crap!

Will Smith Slammed By Film Critic - He's Crap!

Will Smith, Oscar Winner and one of the most versatile actors of this generation has been slammed by one of New Mexico's most harsher Film Critics as being....just crap. Mr Wigston Jalopenoman declared war on Smith calling him a 'complete prick an...
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Funny story:  Verne Troyer Catches Up With Jalapenoman at Las Cruces Taqueria

Verne Troyer Catches Up With Jalapenoman at Las Cruces Taqueria

LAS CRUCES, NM - A fast food fiesta turned into a midget massacre today when Verne Troyer finally caught up with Jalapenoman at El Taco Timbre in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Reports indicate the 2' 8" American actor and stunt performer was "burned up"...
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Funny story:  JalapenoMan Vows To Return

JalapenoMan Vows To Return

There's been much concern this weekend over the apparent disappearance of UK Dudley based Spoof writing supremo Monkey Woods, who is believed to have gone off with a 'dirty woman' for a bit of rumpy pumpy, or been admitted to a clinic following an em...
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Funny story:  Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Somebody had to do it," says Habaneroman, editor for TheSpoof.com. He says the Top-10,000,000 Internet site is one of the World's Best Spoof News Sources, and he intends to keep it that way. The caliente columnist says he sta...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Not At All Known On Meskin Border

Jade Goody Not At All Known On Meskin Border

There was real drama today in the Jade Goody Saga, when it became apparent that, despite her name being plastered over newspaper headlines and TV screens worldwide, the omnipresent mug of Jade, the terminally-ill cancer sufferer, was "not at all know...
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Funny story:  Jalapenoman Told To "Stop Writing Poetry!"

Jalapenoman Told To "Stop Writing Poetry!"

Leading US writer and poet, Jalapenoman, has been told by friends to desist from writing, what he calls, 'poetry', or face exclusion from his favourite waste of time, TheSpoof.com. Man, who usually writes news stories, but recently took it upon hi...
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Funny story:  The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

The Spoof, a popular on-line news and humor magazine, has been purchased from founder and former editor Mark Lowton by two of the writers on the site. Queen Mudder and Jalapenoman (pen names, of course) bought the site for a reported 2.5 million poi...
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Funny story:  Las Cruces New Mexico Is Hotbed Of Porn Related Fetishes

Las Cruces New Mexico Is Hotbed Of Porn Related Fetishes

The City of Las Cruces in New Mexico is reported to be the most 'kinkiest' place in the United States, with more residents involved in bizarre sexual fetishes than anywhere else. FBI spokesman John Temple said "After monitoring internet traffic we...
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Funny story:  Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Queen Mudder, Carina-Eta, Gail Farrelly, Jenny Bigtits, and other female Spoof writers, having grown tired of the current pissing contest between some of the males on the site, have agreed to referee a contest at the annual writer's picnic to see whi...
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Funny story:  Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...
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Funny story:  Cast Announced for Spoof!  The Motion Picture

Cast Announced for Spoof! The Motion Picture

As reported earlier, a movie based on the on-line internet magazine, The Spoof, is in the works. Hollywood producer Jack Offsburgh has announced the stellar cast for this 2008 summer blockbuster and potential Academy Award Winning movie.
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