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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...

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Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

World renowned rehab clinic, The Priority, deep in the heart of rural Hertfordshire today opened the doors of its new wing, The Moorview Wing, named in honour of a collaborative story in the Magazine Section of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com...

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The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

Funny story: The Spoof Club; Part Ei8ht

The Kidnapping of J-Man's Teddy Bear The news came fast and furious in the form of e-mail and text messages from the American Southwest. Before anyone knew what the real story was, or who might be to blame, e-mail begat e-mail until prompting an information frenzy based loosely and only on theory and conjecture. All that any of us knew for sure, was that the Jalapeno Man's prize teddy bear, t...

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An Excerpt From A Book By the J-Man

I have been writing a book for a few years and it is almost finished. The title is "Called to What?" A few of the writers have asked to see a piece of it, so here is the second chapter. Since it is humorous, and the chapter is about practical jokes, I think it fits here on this site. Many of the references in my book are to my church. If you have questions or need claification, please send...

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Why Do I Spoof?

Funny story: Why Do I Spoof?

I've been asked by people why I write for this website. They say that I "should be using my time doing other, productive things." Like what, watching reality shows on television? They say that I ought to be using my writing talents to make money. Don't I need to develop that talent first? They say that some of what I write is not appropriate to people of all ages and morality levels. And the...

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US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

Funny story: US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

SOUTHBEND, IN (ABSNN) - The United States Society of Women with Small Hooters told reporters in this Midwest city Monday that they "fear being overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day." Ivegotta Smallset, Chairperson of the USSWSH, told ABSNN, "We ce...

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The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Funny story: The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Chili Verde, New Mexico: The National Basketball Association (NBA) is filing a lawsuit against 'writer' Jalepenoman. Jalepenoman is the creator and marketing mastermind behind the new fictitious holiday, National Breast Appreciation Day. The acron...

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World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

Funny story: World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

Legendary Spoof writer Jalapenoman, usually referred to by fellow writers as the J-man today expressed consternation after learning that Indian Special Forces groups are using the world's hottest chilli as a weapon. "I thought I had the hottest ch...

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Verne Troyer Catches Up With Jalapenoman at Las Cruces Taqueria

Funny story: Verne Troyer Catches Up With Jalapenoman at Las Cruces Taqueria

LAS CRUCES, NM - A fast food fiesta turned into a midget massacre today when Verne Troyer finally caught up with Jalapenoman at El Taco Timbre in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Reports indicate the 2' 8" American actor and stunt performer was "burned up"...

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JalapenoMan Vows To Return

Funny story: JalapenoMan Vows To Return

There's been much concern this weekend over the apparent disappearance of UK Dudley based Spoof writing supremo Monkey Woods, who is believed to have gone off with a 'dirty woman' for a bit of rumpy pumpy, or been admitted to a clinic following an em...

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Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

Funny story: Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Somebody had to do it," says Habaneroman, editor for TheSpoof.com. He says the Top-10,000,000 Internet site is one of the World's Best Spoof News Sources, and he intends to keep it that way. The caliente columnist says he sta...

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Jade Goody Not At All Known On Meskin Border

Funny story: Jade Goody Not At All Known On Meskin Border

There was real drama today in the Jade Goody Saga, when it became apparent that, despite her name being plastered over newspaper headlines and TV screens worldwide, the omnipresent mug of Jade, the terminally-ill cancer sufferer, was "not at all know...

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Jalapenoman Told To "Stop Writing Poetry!"

Funny story: Jalapenoman Told To "Stop Writing Poetry!"

Leading US writer and poet, Jalapenoman, has been told by friends to desist from writing, what he calls, 'poetry', or face exclusion from his favourite waste of time, TheSpoof.com. Man, who usually writes news stories, but recently took it upon hi...

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The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

Funny story: The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

The Spoof, a popular on-line news and humor magazine, has been purchased from founder and former editor Mark Lowton by two of the writers on the site. Queen Mudder and Jalapenoman (pen names, of course) bought the site for a reported 2.5 million poi...

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Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Funny story: Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Queen Mudder, Carina-Eta, Gail Farrelly, Jenny Bigtits, and other female Spoof writers, having grown tired of the current pissing contest between some of the males on the site, have agreed to referee a contest at the annual writer's picnic to see whi...

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Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...

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Cast Announced for Spoof! The Motion Picture

Funny story: Cast Announced for Spoof! The Motion Picture

As reported earlier, a movie based on the on-line internet magazine, The Spoof, is in the works. Hollywood producer Jack Offsburgh has announced the stellar cast for this 2008 summer blockbuster and potential Academy Award Winning movie.

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Jalapenoman to Teach at Prestigious Iowa Writers' Workshop

Funny story: Jalapenoman to Teach at Prestigious Iowa Writers' Workshop

Iowa City, Iowa (Press-Citizen Staff Writer) - TheSpoof.com regular contributor, Jalapenoman, will teach his seminar "$100 Advice and Guidance For New Spoof Writers" at the University of Iowa's 'Program in Creative Writing&...

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