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Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong. Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie wi...

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Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Funny story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...

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Jake Pavelka "The Bachelor" And His Fiancee Vienna Girardi Have Split Because of Pavelka's Three Inch Penis

Funny story: Jake Pavelka "The Bachelor" And His Fiancee Vienna Girardi Have Split Because of Pavelka's Three Inch Penis

NEW ORLEANS - Jake Pavelka was in town visiting a friend who is trying to sell his shrimp boat. Pavelka said that he was interested in buying it until he saw it and noticed that it was completely covered with oil from the BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill.

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Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon on Dancing With The Stars is Over

Funny story: Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon on Dancing With The Stars is Over

HOLLYWOOD - Well one thing that will not be in Jake and Vienna Pavelka's home will be The Dancing With The Stars mirror ball trophy. The airline pilot from Dallas was eliminated from the dancing reality show. Judge Len Goodman said that part of...

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Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Danci...

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Dancing With The Stars' Chelsie Hightower Has Bachelor Jake Pavelka Asking "Vienna Who?"

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Chelsie Hightower Has Bachelor Jake Pavelka Asking "Vienna Who?"

HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who is one of this years celebrity contestants on Dancing With The Stars has been paired off with blonde professional dancer Chelsie Hightower. It is being reported by an inside source that Jake is so smitten...

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Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood

Funny story: Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood

DALLAS - Jake Pavelka the star of this year's The Bachelor reality show says that he is not 100 percent sure that he made the right decision. Pavelka, who is an airline pilot, revealed to Barbara Walters that a lot of passengers who are aware that...

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Jake The Bachelor Shocks Fiance, Show With "I'm Gay!"

Funny story: Jake The Bachelor Shocks Fiance, Show With "I'm Gay!"

When Jake Pavelka asked the "bride", Vienna Giraldi, to married him he whispered something that many overheard but couldn't decipher. This morning we have gotten the whispered words from an insider, and that it was "I am gay!" No wonder Vienna...

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Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna - The Wicked Witch of The South

Funny story: Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna - The Wicked Witch of The South

SANTA LUCIA - Well the waiting is finally over. The Bachelor's bachelor Jake Pavelka has picked the woman of his dreams, the girl of his thoughts, the 'just wait till she takes out her she-devil claws' love of his life. It is amazing how everyone,...

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The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

Funny story: The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

ST. LUCIA - This edition of The Bachelor starts off with Jake Pavelka and Gia, the New York City tampon model, strolling around the local market place, known as El Mercado Bobby. As they walk around, the camera catches Jake on several occasions st...

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The Bachelor: Jake The Texas Snake Visits The Four Remaining Girls' Kinfolk

Funny story: The Bachelor: Jake The Texas Snake Visits The Four Remaining Girls' Kinfolk

LOS ANGELES - The latest episode of The Bachelor is the one where the Bachelor gets to visit the families of the remaining girls, which is now down to four. WELCOME TO NEW YORK: HOME OF "EY WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT?" - The first stop for Jake on his...

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The Bachelor Kisses Off Corrie - Sends Her Lips Packing Back To Kissimmee, Florida

Funny story: The Bachelor Kisses Off Corrie - Sends Her Lips Packing Back To Kissimmee, Florida

SAN FRANCISCO - The Bachelor and his 'Gaggle of Gals' waltzed into the city by the bay, home of the 49ers and Giants. San Francisco, the town where Tony Bennett left his heart, Barry Bonds left his honesty, and Tiger Woods left his...ah lets see,...

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The Bachelor Is Down To A Handful: 5 Wedding Bride Wannabees Are Left

Funny story: The Bachelor Is Down To A Handful: 5 Wedding Bride Wannabees Are Left

HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor, Jake "The Lucky Dude" Pavelka has narrowed down the field of prospective "Bed Mates" down to five, cinco, funf, cinq, and speaking of sinks, the DG's (desperate gals) are pulling out all of the stops even resorting to throwi...

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