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Taylor Twitt's husband doesn't seem to think she's such a "twit"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Singing sensation Taylor Twitt, 24, obtained a temporary restraining order against her secret husband, Timothy Sweet, 33, saying that she's never met the man and is not married to him, despite the fact that their marriage has never b...

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Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...

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Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

Funny story: Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

HYANNISPORT, Massachusetts - It appears that Taylor Swift certainly saw lots of fireworks as she spent the 4th of July holiday visiting the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. And as impressed as Taylor was with the aerial display of fireworks she was m...

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Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Taylor Swift was recently seen having a nice quiet dinner with one of her high school friends Skeeter Sue Quailberger at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in 90210. After the two girls left the restaurant they were approache...

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Taylor Swift Confesses That After Nine Months She Is Still Pining For Jake Gyllenhaal

Funny story: Taylor Swift Confesses That After Nine Months She Is Still Pining For Jake Gyllenhaal

MOBILE, Alabama - The Land of Cotton Convention Center was the scene of a record-breaking crowd as the young country crooner Taylor Swift belted out her many hit songs to a standing room only audience. A spokesperson for Swift identified as Harry...

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Taylor Swift Denies The Rumor That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal With Ex-Boyfriend Taylor Lautner

Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies The Rumor That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal With Ex-Boyfriend Taylor Lautner

PENSACOLA, Florida - Taylor Swift performed before a sell-out crowd at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola. Afterwards she was asked by Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue about the recent rumors that have surfaced east of t...

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Spotted Exchanging Pickles At A Burger Joint

Funny story: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Spotted Exchanging Pickles At A Burger Joint

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of the top young country singers in America today was spotted with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhaal. The two were sitting in a booth at the famous Hank's Hippity Hoppity Hamburger Have...

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Taylor Swift Angrily Denies That Her and Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal Were Out Shopping For A Baby Stroller

Funny story: Taylor Swift Angrily Denies That Her and Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal Were Out Shopping For A Baby Stroller

NASHVILLE - The roller coaster romance between the "Sweetheart of Country Music" Taylor Swift and the man who starred in Brokeback Mountain Jake Gyllenhaal seems to be rolling right along. The two have certainly had their ups and downs but nothing...

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Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater. Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob a...

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Taylor Swift Denies The Scandalous Cory Monteith Rumor

Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies The Scandalous Cory Monteith Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk if it was true that she had in fact written three songs about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Swift admitted that she had. She noted that each time she has broken up with a boyfriend...

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together Again And Seen Canoodling At Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 In Downtown Brooklyn

Funny story: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together Again And Seen Canoodling At Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 In Downtown Brooklyn

BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance. The once again 'happy couple...

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Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

Funny story: Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

SAN ANTONIO - Taylor Swift was in San Antonio taking a tour of the famous Alamo when she was approached by a reporter for the national news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. The reporter Metzenbaum Kassenbaum had previously been the first reporter to b...

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The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-Distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally Imploded

Funny story: The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-Distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally Imploded

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift sat in her $1.2 million touring bus painting her toenails when she was asked by her bass guitarist how things were going between her and her beau Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhall. Taylor quickly corrected him by saying that Jak...

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'Nations weep' as Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift split

The announcement we all dreaded came today, that Jake and Taylor were to end their relationship. Millions of people had delighted in the fact the two had started dating last year. After meeting their respective families and parading in public muc...

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Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Funny story: Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Original producers for the controversial film have approached Jake Gyllenhaal about a sequel featuring his character on a memory-lane camping trip back to the mountain, only to be visited by the ghostly embodiment of Heath Ledger's character. Whil...

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Jake Gyllenhaal Confirms Taylor Swift Is The Girl Of His Dreams

Funny story: Jake Gyllenhaal Confirms Taylor Swift Is The Girl Of His Dreams

BROOKLYN - After weeks of denial, Jake Gyllenhaal has finally confirmed the rumor that he does indeed consider Taylor Swift to be the 'Girl of His Dreams.' Gyllenhaal, who starred in the 2005 gay themed movie Brokeback Mountain, said that from the...

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Taylor was Swift to Take Jake's Friend Request

Funny story: Taylor was Swift to Take Jake's Friend Request

Cyber life leading to a personal hook up in the Big Apple, Taylor Swift reportedly connected in real life with Mr. "I am not a gay cowboy", Gyllenhaal while at a club in Midtown. Swift's personal hairdresser, Amber Teasel tells reporters that it...

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