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Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Funny story: Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...

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Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

Funny story: Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time': 1) King of UK wasters is BOJO,...

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Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...

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"If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

Funny story: "If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

US scientists have come up with a fascinating study confirming people who are demented cannot smell 5 common odors that surround us on a daily basis. This study obviously helps people and their families to define if mum or dad is going AWOL so, Ja...

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Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...

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Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...

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Twitter declares itself mad!

Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...

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Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Funny story: Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...

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Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

Funny story: Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...

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"The Special One" begs Sir Alex, "can I be your assistant even without pay!"

Funny story: "The Special One" begs Sir Alex, "can I be your assistant even without pay!"

José Mourinho has cocked it up at Real Madrid and even their ex- Presidenti, Ramon Calderon, has diplomatically told him to leave, José promptly told him to f++k off, after all he is the "Special One!" After last nights boot out of the "Chumpions...

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World's most wanted 60 year-old Spoofer shot dead and body dumped in North Sea!

Funny story: World's most wanted 60 year-old Spoofer shot dead and body dumped in North Sea!

Venlo, Holland: The world is a safer place now after the world's most notorious, wanted Spoofer was tracked down, shot dead and his body dumped in the North Sea yesterday. The FBI, CIA, Mossad, MI5, SS, Gestapo, SAS, etc, had been tracking this no...

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