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Housemate found in Beefburger

Funny story: Housemate found in Beefburger

Shoppers in England and Ireland today were shocked to discover that Beefburgers stocked by many of the leading supermarkets have been found to contain meat from former 'Big Brother' housemate Jade Goody. DNA testing by the Irish Food Standard Agen...

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Royal Undies Rifled During Funeral

Funny story: Royal Undies Rifled During Funeral

London, UK: Following weeks of shocking revelations regarding phone hacking and illegal payments to police officers, it has now emerged that a News of the World "journalist" broke into Buckingham Palace during the Queen Mother's funeral in 2002, and...

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Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

Funny story: Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

For years, Darwin's theories involving humans and apes, and whether or not both shared a common ancestor, was always lacking definitive proof in the form of fossilized remains of the theorized creature. That issue exists no more: a complete fossil...

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Big Brother welcomes back Jade Goody to the Ultimate Big Brother final

Funny story: Big Brother welcomes back Jade Goody to the Ultimate Big Brother final

Ex Big Brother housemate and ex human being, Jade Goody has returned to the Big Brother house for the ultimate showdown against other former Big Brother housemates. Goody turned up to the show in an urn and was then catapulted over the garden wall...

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Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Fredrick Everett was an explorer and Cyril Everett a well know industrialist. Surprise surprise, Rupert Everett is a renound actor. It helps in the media world to have relatives in high places. Take a look at almost anyone famous on Wikipedia, pa...

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Final Big Brother - Highlights from Ten Years

Funny story: Final Big Brother - Highlights from Ten Years

Here we are as the final Big Brother is about to get underway. Ten years (is it only ten?) have passed since the UK's contribution to world cultural development crawled out from under a broadcasting stone. Here Phoenix Joe presents the highligh...

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Jade Goody Evicted From Tomb

Funny story: Jade Goody Evicted From Tomb

There was drama in Essex this morning when a visitor to the tomb of the late, great former reality TV star Jade Goody found that the her grave was open and her body no longer inside her coffin. Twelve fans of Jade, who have become known as her dis...

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Jack Tweed's Mates In Night Club Bust Up - Quelle Surprise!

Funny story: Jack Tweed's Mates In Night Club Bust Up - Quelle Surprise!

Jack Tweed, famous for marrying the late Jade Goody, wazzing on her leg in CBB and frankly not much else, apart from being acquitted of rape charges, has been feeling the backlash from the public after a group of his friends became involved in a viol...

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Dishing The Dirt On Jack Tweed

Funny story: Dishing The Dirt On Jack Tweed

Please note - The story you are about to read is being delivered to you under severely restrictive reporting conditions and at great personal risk to the journalist concerned. However, I have stated that I will dish the dirt on Jack Tweed, so here it...

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Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House

Funny story: Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House

An emergency meeting was held last night to discuss what to do after several of the housemates on this year's Big Brother show complained that they had been 'bothered' by what two of them sensationally described as 'the ghost of Jade Goody'. Goody...

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Nick Griffin 'Jade Goody's natural Last Tango in Paris partner' say Strictly judges

Funny story: Nick Griffin 'Jade Goody's natural Last Tango in Paris partner' say Strictly judges

London - (Hokey-Cokey): Terminal illness alone prevented Jade Goody RIP from partnering Nick Griffin on Strictly Come Dancing a BBC TV audience heard last night. The BNP leader however withdrew prematurely from the contest last year following rumo...

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Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000

Funny story: Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000

A pubic hair from the celebrity Jade Goody has raised just over £9,000 at auction. The hair was believed to have been discovered stuck between two of Jack Tweed's teeth. The decision to auction the hair was taken by one of Goody's friends. "It's...

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Shades of Jade Goody in Strictly Cum Dancing 'paki' jibe

Funny story: Shades of Jade Goody in Strictly Cum Dancing 'paki' jibe

London - (Last Tango in Paris): A Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty-style slur by Strictly Cum Dancing wannabe champ Anton du Beke has been brushed aside by ageing geriatric TV show host Bruce Foreskin. "Like, get over it!" Brucie told reporters today afte...

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Jade Goody Man Arrested For Graverobbing

Funny story: Jade Goody Man Arrested For Graverobbing

Jack Tweed-Tweedy, the husband of Jade Goody, who died in such tragic circumstances on Mothers Day this year, has been interviewed by police in connection with an incident at a cemetery in Thurrock where the former media star is buried. Local resi...

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Jack Tweed receives government appointment

Funny story: Jack Tweed receives government appointment

Jack Tweed, erstwhile former husband of the late Jade Goody, has received an appointment by Her Majesty's Government that actually doesn't involve a jail sentence, bail or remand. From next Monday, the former non-entity takes up his appointment as...

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Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

Funny story: Jade Goody talks to mum through psychic: "I just slapped Gandhi"

Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic. At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...

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Flogging a Dead Face

Funny story: Flogging a Dead Face

Today many prominent businessmen and people from the worlds of entertainment, sport and science were meeting at a Flogging a Dead Face convention in New York City, to find ways of coming to a peaceful solution to the battle for control of endlessly mentioning and talking about Michael Jackson. Convention host Donald V. Corleone announced to the delegates: 'People, we must keep this thing going...

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Farrah Fawcett's copycat Goody nuptials

Funny story: Farrah Fawcett's copycat Goody nuptials

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): In what has been described as a classic Jade Goody copycat caper Charlie's Angels legend Farrah Foreskin is to marry her tempestuous long-suffering partner Ryan O'Neal. The couple have signed a multi-million dollar cable...

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