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Funny story: Naked rambler detention to slash Jacqui Smith porn costs

Naked rambler detention to slash Jacqui Smith porn costs

Imprisoned naked rambler, Steven Gough, is set to slash the adult entertainment costs associated with the Jacqui Smith household after being scheduled for several appearances at her home whilst on day release for his re-integration back into society,...
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Funny story: Jacqui: the Naked Truth

Jacqui: the Naked Truth

Jacqui Smith, the former Home Secretary and former M.P. is heading for the limelight again. This time she is becoming controller of both the BBC and Channel 5 - AT THE SAME TIME! The two channels are expected to merge as a result and the whole BBC...
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Funny story: New Job for Jacqui Smith?

New Job for Jacqui Smith?

Humiliated former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, who suffered a crushing defeat in the election, already has a new job, according to a dream I had last night. Having lost her Redditch seat to the Conservatives, the ex-MP found gainful employment as...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

The major casulty of the General Election has been Richard Timney, otherwise known as Mr Jacqui Smith. Following his wife losing her seat, Mr Timney has been hit with an enormous bill for renting porn films. Previously the tax payer had picked up the...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith in the new expenses revelation

Jacqui Smith in the new expenses revelation

The soon former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith apologised for claiming £1 entry fee in expenses on her first home. She confirmed that it was claimed by mistake by her secretary (which is also her husband). Apparently he was too distracted by his parliam...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Bans USA's Peter Griffin

Jacqui Smith Bans USA's Peter Griffin

(DALLAS, USA) -- In a Parliamentary meeting Thursday, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith extended her ban of outspoken Americans to include Sir Peter Griffin. Griffin is the bigoted, far from politically correct, lead character in the America's animated tel...
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Funny story: Howard Stern Imitator Banned in Britain

Howard Stern Imitator Banned in Britain

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Howard Stern rip-off and unoriginal homophobe Michael Savage has been banned in Britain and area men and women chime in. "Who?" kindly asks area office manger and part-pharmacy tech, Jan Tomlinson, 52, sipping on a soothing cu...
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Funny story: American Twat Made Famous By Home Secretary

American Twat Made Famous By Home Secretary

Famous only in America 'shock jock' Michael Savage received a welcome boost to his ego by home secretary Jacqui Smith. Unheard of in the UK, Michael Savage was due to visit Britain to air his extreme right wing views. An insider said of the shock...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

After a tip-off this morning, police arrived at Jacqui Smith's house and took possession of a silver and black Scott mountain bike. It coincides with a police report that David Cameron's bicycle had been stolen from railings near his home. Jacqui...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith bans more US celebrities from entering UK

Jacqui Smith bans more US celebrities from entering UK

In a follow up to the recently announced ban of US "Shock Jock", Michael Savage, the Home Office has released a further list of US celebrities who are now banned from entering the country. The list is based on the powers which allow the Home Offic...
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Funny story: Michael Savage Proposes Jacqui Smith US Ban

Michael Savage Proposes Jacqui Smith US Ban

Michael Savage, the Talk Radio Network presenter whose name has appeared on a list of people to be banned from entering the UK, has proposed that the UK Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, be similarly banned from entering the US. Savage, real name Mich...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith due to accept 'complete responsibility' before her shock resignation

Jacqui Smith due to accept 'complete responsibility' before her shock resignation

Beleaguered Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been set a new task by her cabinet colleagues, according to a secret report. Her new role is to attempt to collect the blame for all the Labour Party's problem issues over the next few weeks. So far s...
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Funny story: Charities Call for Better Mental Health Provision

Charities Call for Better Mental Health Provision

Mental health charities have called for a radical shake-up of community support provision, after a report released over the weekend showed that mental health issues in the UK are considerably more widespread than originally believed. The calls com...
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Funny story: The Jackie Smith Guide To Being Home Secretary In 10 Easy Lessons

The Jackie Smith Guide To Being Home Secretary In 10 Easy Lessons

* Hire pornographic films on government expenses, then get your husband to take the blame to protect your job * Buy three houses on taxpayers' money, and fail to declare that you have * Claim you're tackling crime, then call police to investigate a tea boy publicising your office's gossip, costing the nation millions of pounds * Claim £300,000 in 'expenses', or what the public call 'theft...
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Funny story: Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Shadow Immigration Secretary Damian Green has been re-arrested this morning, according to sources within the Metropolitan Police. The MP, who was formally cleared by the CPS today following the November raids on his home and Parliamentary office,...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's Home Secretary Home Security Initiative

Jacqui Smith's Home Secretary Home Security Initiative

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has announced new measures to address the escalating problem of burglary. The number of domestic break-ins rose by 4 per cent to 69,000 between July and September last year as the country slipped into recession. Key to...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is once again in the news after being voted 'the sexiest babe' outside Afghanistan. The local Afghani camel and goat herders have called for her to appear naked in this months Playgoat (A popular lads mag). Moh...
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Funny story: Home Secretary's reputation hits new low!

Home Secretary's reputation hits new low!

According to our transport correspondent a new Cabinet scandal is about to hit the headlines. In a bid to avert press speculation over her failing marriage to porn critc Richard Timney, Jacqui Smith and her husband put on a full sexual display on...
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