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Funny story: Happy Birthday Jacko - See You At The Cemetery

Happy Birthday Jacko - See You At The Cemetery

Michael Jackson is to celebrate his 51st birthday by being buried at Forest Lawn cemetry, LA. The ceremony, sponsored by the National Society for the Protection of Children, is to be televised for an anticipated audience of 16 billion. Diana Ro...
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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

LA HABRA, California - In a surprising development, Lindsay Lohan's on-again, off-again gal pal Samantha Ronson has just announced that she is the real father of Michael Jackson's three children. Ronson met Ryan Seacrest at a Dairy Queen in La Hab...
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Funny story: Jackson Family Plea - Help Us Keep This Going!

Jackson Family Plea - Help Us Keep This Going!

Recently deceased (or is he?) Michael Jackson's extended family have requested the public for assistance in keeping Michael's story alive. "Let us hear your conspiracy theories about how the IRA did away with Michael" pleads his bereft father at t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Commited Suicide During Ninja Murder Attempt While High On M&Ms

Michael Jackson Commited Suicide During Ninja Murder Attempt While High On M&Ms

In a sickening development, it has today been revealed that Michael Jackson was the victim of a suicide attempt by a third party. Jackson had been mainlining M&Ms for days and was on an blissful chocolate high when a would-be ninja assassin bu...
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Funny story: Jackson Funeral Farce

Jackson Funeral Farce

The funeral of Albert Jackson in Burnley, Lancs today descended into farce, prompting enraged Jackson family members to call for tighter governent controls over funerals. Albert Jackson,(83) founder of a thriving local business empire died last Tu...
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Funny story: Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Joe Jackson, father of the recently deceased 'sainted one' took a break from mourning to announce that he has extablished (sic) a record company. Cash In On Death Records Inc is seemingly modelled on the Motown organisation and hopes to milk the c...
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Funny story: Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy, Believes Michael Hid Jewels

Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy, Believes Michael Hid Jewels

Los Angeles CA-- The Jackson Family is demanding a third autopsy on Michael. They believe Michael tried to 'take it with him' and that he could have diamonds and other jewels inside his body. The Family wants every cent it can get, and they could c...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...
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Funny story: Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Tito Jackson has decided to convert a farm in Somerset instead buying a house in Devon, Reg Quantrill of The Wurzels has sold Tito one of his surplus farm properties.
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Funny story: Jackson Family To Star In New Reality Show

Jackson Family To Star In New Reality Show

A new "Pop Dynasty" television series to star the Jackson family will air soon on CBS. Members of the Jackson 5 will star as judges to help select a new musical "family" much the same way American Idol selects a single singer. M...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Is Dead

Michael Jackson Is Dead

There was almost universal grief and despair this morning when it was announced by a family spokesman that Michael Jackson is dead.
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