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Funny story: Hole-in-the-Wall Street bankers scoop $254million Powerball jackpot

Hole-in-the-Wall Street bankers scoop $254million Powerball jackpot

New York - "They're gonna use the winnings to short the Euro, heheh!" was one take on what three Greenwich, Connecticut hedge fund managers might do with their stonking $254million Powerball win. The winning numbers - 12/14/34/39/46 + the Powerbal...
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Funny story: Old Lady Wins Millions On Facebook Game, Think's She's Rich

Old Lady Wins Millions On Facebook Game, Think's She's Rich

Yonkers, NY-- Clara Stevens thought she had the luckiest day of her life last week, instead it turned out to a nightmare. The eighty-nine year old widow won $377,493,100.93 by playing a slot machine game on Facebook. The elderly heart-patient screa...
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Funny story: Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Glasgow - A pair of middle-aged chinless blobs from Lard - er...Largs! - in Ayrshire won the record breaking jackpot after a seven week-long rollover. Chris and Colin Weird (sic) said today they would be investing some of the dosh in gastric band...
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Funny story: Mega Millions Madness

Mega Millions Madness

YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...
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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story: Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

A woman form Manchester could hardly believe her luck today when she scooped a sizeable sum of money by just going to the cashpoint.
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