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Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

Funny story: Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...

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Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Funny story: Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...

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David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

Funny story: David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

It is alleged that David Cameron has hired Hong Kong chop-socky movie star Jackie Chan to act as a campaign advisor as the Tory Party leader hits the election trail in earnest. A spokeswoman told me: "Mr Cameron watched 'Rumble In The Bronx' last...

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Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan have just opened up a new restaurant in Beverly Hills. The $18.8 million restaurant named The El Fortune Taco is quite unique in that it it features an extensive food menu with a combination of Mexican/Chinese cuisine. Eva was interviewed and said, "Jackie and I first met last year at a San Antonio Spurs-Houston Rockets game. He w...

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Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

Funny story: Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

NYC - Chinese martial arts actor Jackie Chan who is famous for his fists of steel, boyish looks and nice smile in many Hollywood pictures was arrested today after kicking in the face of two cashiers, a hostess, and the cook of a prestigious Manhattan...

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Jackie Chan Stars in LAX Rush Hour

Funny story: Jackie Chan Stars in LAX Rush Hour

Los Angeles Airport, August 11, 2037 -- Jackie Chan, one of the stars of the Rush Hour movie franchise (including the just-released Rush Hour 34) was accused of smuggling and held at LAX last night.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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