CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete.
The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine.
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BEIRUT, Lebanon - The Strip For Jackie Movement in Lebanon has really picked up speed.
Many Lebanese people not only in Lebanon but in places like Spain, Pakistan, and Cleveland have gotten behind Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun.
Sochi, Black Sea - Lissom blond 22 year-old Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun has been offered a whopping $5 million contract as the official 'face' - ok, ok, tits! - of the new Agent Provocateur Thunderbra, 'the brassiere that knocks the spots off the W...
Sochi, Black Sea - A US pharma company has offered to rescue Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's snow games career after she was censured by her country's culture ministry for skiing topless in the Women's Freestyle at Sochi.
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