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When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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Jack Tweed's Mates In Night Club Bust Up - Quelle Surprise!

Funny story: Jack Tweed's Mates In Night Club Bust Up - Quelle Surprise!

Jack Tweed, famous for marrying the late Jade Goody, wazzing on her leg in CBB and frankly not much else, apart from being acquitted of rape charges, has been feeling the backlash from the public after a group of his friends became involved in a viol...

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Jack Tweed found not guilty of doing anything

Funny story: Jack Tweed found not guilty of doing anything

The widow of the late Jade Goody was found not guilty in court today of doing anything worthwhile or interesting. Jack Tweed or Jack Shit as he's probably not known to his friends walked free from Snaresbrook Crown Court and was looking forward to...

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Dishing The Dirt On Jack Tweed

Funny story: Dishing The Dirt On Jack Tweed

Please note - The story you are about to read is being delivered to you under severely restrictive reporting conditions and at great personal risk to the journalist concerned. However, I have stated that I will dish the dirt on Jack Tweed, so here it...

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Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Funny story: Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers. The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...

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Elton's Ultimate Shopping Spree

Funny story: Elton's Ultimate Shopping Spree

Popular entertainer Reg Dwight - better known as Sir Elton John - will continue his mission to adopt, despite his harsh treatment by the Ukrainian authorities, who branded him "too old" and "too queer" to purchase 14-month old orphan Lev. "Elton i...

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Jack Tweed receives government appointment

Funny story: Jack Tweed receives government appointment

Jack Tweed, erstwhile former husband of the late Jade Goody, has received an appointment by Her Majesty's Government that actually doesn't involve a jail sentence, bail or remand. From next Monday, the former non-entity takes up his appointment as...

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Jack Tweed's grief leads him to party all night long

Funny story: Jack Tweed's grief leads him to party all night long

He's been called all sorts from Tweed the Twat to Goody Grabber but Jack Tweed says it's not his fault that he has been caught having flings so soon after Jade's death, he blame the parties. In his most candid interview yet, the 22-year-old widowe...

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Gordon Brown phones Jack Tweed to check he's OK

Funny story: Gordon Brown phones Jack Tweed to check he's OK

In another pathetically desperate attempt to appear hip, soon-to-be-outgoing prime minister Gordon Brown phoned The People's Twat, Jack Tweed, to check he was OK upon his release from prison. Brown said: "I just wanted to check he was doing alrigh...

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Tweed Needs Protection

Funny story: Tweed Needs Protection

Reports that convict Jack Tweed has suffered appalling abuse at the hands of 'Boy' George O'Dowd have been confirmed by sources at St. Edmund's Hill jail in Suffolk. "It has been a living nightmare for Jack," said a fellow prisoner. "It started on...

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Jack Tweed to Remarry

Jade Goody's widower Jack Tweed is to remarry following a whirlwind romance, I can exclusively reveal. Tweed, 21, was jailed yesterday for 12 weeks following his conviction for a brutal assault on a cab driver. However, in a statement released thr...

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Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Funny story: Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Jack Tweed, the grieving husband of the late Jade Goody, who is facing a second jail term this week, has revealed plans to register the Jade Goody name as a trade mark with a view to living off it for the rest of his life. Tweed, who will hear on...

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Jack Tweed mistaken in Mittel charity give-away

Funny story: Jack Tweed mistaken in Mittel charity give-away

Jack Tweed has been involved in a philanthropic mix-up with metal multi-millionaires the Mittal family. Easter is the time of year when the Mittal metal family traditionally donates funds to a just cause connected with the industry. This year'...

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Jack Tweed Announces Under 17's Cancer Trust Golf Challenge

Jack Tweed, the newly married/soon to be widowed beau of attention seeking cancer patient and racist Jade Goody, has this afternoon announced plans from his mother's 'box room' to promote himself/cancer. In a bizarre monotonal unfeeling voice, cre...

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Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

Funny story: Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

There was a further twist in the Jade Goody Saga today, as writers on a satirical news website 'crossed swords' over, what it is claimed has been, a relentless invasion of the ex-Big Brother housemate's private life, and severe case of defamation of...

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Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Funny story: Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Jack Tweedy, the husband of Britain's best-known terminally-ill person, Jade Goody, is at the centre of a new controversy tonight, when it was revealed by a woman on a bus, that he has gone and got himself a new bird. Tweedy, or Tweed as he now li...

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Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Funny story: Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Jade Goody, Britain's favourite racist, has been told by the Queen, that she is in line for a knighthood. Goody, who made her name by shooting her mouth off on the Channel 4 reality TV show Big Brother, is terminally ill with cancer, and has only...

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Jack Tweedy Calls For £6.7 Billion Bailout - Or The Wedding's Off

Funny story: Jack Tweedy Calls For £6.7 Billion Bailout - Or The Wedding's Off

Deadline: The Fighting Cocks Inn, Annit, Herts. - In a hastily called press conference at this quite frankly skanky pub, convicted felon Jack Tweedy showed off his ankle tag to assembled press personnel before getting down to the real nitty gritty.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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