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London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

Funny story: London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

A power cut that caused havoc around London's seedy West End / Soho areas seems to have been caused by a serial killer London's police authorities have been hunting since 1888! One person lost in China Town, a Chinese man with noodles in his eyes,...

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Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

Funny story: Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

The human race has many issues to deal with; wars, ISIS, Putin, conflicts, flooding, global warming, pollution, third-world famines, Geert Wilders; among many others. Now it seems humans are becoming affected by a new phenomena, LED street lights!...

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Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Funny story: Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...

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A Night Out with Jack the Ripper & Company

Funny story: A Night Out with Jack the Ripper & Company

In a quiet corner of the world of the unknown, Big Foot, Nessie and Mothman are meeting in a pub with another regular; Jack the Ripper. "Jack old boy! You look terrible! Come on in and have a pint! offers Nessie. As Jack is being seated, Mothman chimes in, "I hear you were just identified and then immediately denied. What's with that?" "Yeah, it was a close call but thankfully, there are...

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Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

The Celtics are taking on water faster than it can be bailed. If you want to bail out the Celtics, have a miracle sent in from Fatima, Lourdes, or the Mount of Olives. Ask Rajon Rondo to put on his superman suit, replete in green. With the ever...

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Who is Parked Under Your Parking Lot?

The discovery of the 500-year-old skeleton of King Richard III beneath a parking lot in Leicester, England, has sparked a furious debate over what surprises may be hidden under these expanses of white-lined tarmac. If every car park in the world w...

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Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Funny story: Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...

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Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

Funny story: Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

A previously unknown painting has been discovered by Walter Sickert; who has been named as a suspect for Jack the Ripper, by crime novelist Patricia Cornwall. The painting "The Blind Sea Captain" has been held in a private collection and is said t...

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Unknown Sickert portrait reignites Jack the Ripper theory, links to mass murderer Peter Tobin

Funny story: Unknown Sickert portrait reignites Jack the Ripper theory, links to mass murderer Peter Tobin

London - (Slashers): He's long been a top Jack The Ripper suspect because of connections to the Camden Town Group - a notorious ragbag of post-Impressionist perverts, con artists and tawdry poodle fakers. Now a previously undiscovered self-portrai...

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Jock The Ropper: Part 1

Funny story: Jock The Ropper: Part 1

Monday 13th Oct 1887. The mist laid heavy over the dark cobbled streets of Victorian Bethnal Green in Londons infamous East End. A tall figure wearing a fidora hat and wrapped in a black leather cape stalked the night time streets, only stopping to take cover in the shadows, he made his way to the Blind Beggar pub in Bethnal Green road. Upon entering the smoke filled dank public bar, he was...

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Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

Funny story: Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths. Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the 'Ripper' brand which...

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Jack The Ripper - Sensational New Development

Funny story: Jack The Ripper - Sensational New Development

In an ironic twist of the 120 year old unsolved Jack the Ripper case, a new clue has been provided regarding the author of the 'Dear Boss' letter which first attached the nickname to the killer. And that clue comes from former tabloid editor, Kelv...

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Jack The Ripper Released From Prison - Compassionate Grounds

Funny story: Jack The Ripper Released From Prison - Compassionate Grounds

While serving a life sentence for mass murder, it was discovered that Jack, or John, The Ripper, was diagnosed by a panel of physicians to be suffering from a recurrence of a hangnail on the large toe of his left foot. The panel of physicians dispute...

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Vatican livid at claims 'saint' Cardinal Newman was Jack the Ripper

Funny story: Vatican livid at claims 'saint' Cardinal Newman was Jack the Ripper

Vatican - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Vatican is ourtaged at reports that its latest canonization fodder, former UK prelate Cardinal Newman, was in fact Jack the Ripper. Last week the Pontifical Orifice for Digging Up Corpses demanded that Newman's bo0...

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Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Jack The Ripper 'Was Ventriloquist's Dummy'

Funny story: Jack The Ripper 'Was Ventriloquist's Dummy'

The infamous Victorian murderer Jack the Ripper was in fact a ventriloquist's dummy, it was claimed yesterday. Dr. Archie Mysteron, a forensic psychologist and part-time historian, yesterday revealed evidence which, he alleges, shows beyond doubt tha...

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