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Funny story: Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

London - Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has blamed a Thatcher stitch-up for stuff he 'dealt with' in 1997. An official Home Office review of the Hillsborough Tragedy upheld a cover-up in a government blame game own goal. This fingered the 198...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

For those who thought that Jack Straw had a strange fascination for prisons (he doubled the prison population from 40,000 to 80,000 in just 5 years), new evidence has just been found to support it. 46,361 photos showing prisons and prisoners have...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Ruled Out of Leadership Race

Jack Straw Ruled Out of Leadership Race

Jack Straw has been sensationally ruled out of the Labour leadership race on the grounds that he is a useless politician and nobody in their right mind will vote for him. Straw consulted his wife over breakfast and was informed that she would neve...
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Funny story: House of Lords to abolish Jack Straw over Bulger cover-up mess

House of Lords to abolish Jack Straw over Bulger cover-up mess

London - (Whitewash): Jack Straw's desperate bid to abolish the House of Lords to save his sordid, corrupt ass was dealt a death blow today. A secret bipartisan House of Lords cabal has vowed to shaft the disgraceful Opus Dei appeasement artist an...
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Funny story: Straw Asked Facebook To Shut Down Thick Of It Group

Straw Asked Facebook To Shut Down Thick Of It Group

Jack Straw asked Facebook, the social networking site, to remove a group set up by fans of the satirical TV series The Thick Of It after complaints were received that it attracts too many thick bastards. The group, which purports to be for mature...
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Funny story: Jack Frost attacks Jack Straw

Jack Frost attacks Jack Straw

Jack Frost has spoken out against Jack Straw claiming he is a man of straw trying to keep a guy who is stuck in the Brown stuff in power and has warned that both Straw and Brown are both going to end up in the shit. People are fed up with Brown th...
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Funny story: Jack Straw To Appear On Question Time

Jack Straw To Appear On Question Time

The BBC has invited the controversial politician Jack Straw to appear on Question Time, their flagship political program, next week. Straw has the opportunity to look like an ordinary, mainstream politician. No doubt other panelists, such as Nick...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

It has been confirmed that Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, has bad manners. On at least two occasions recently he has broken wind and failed to say "pardon". Such behaviour has led to public outcry. One of the events is particularly nasty. Mick...
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Funny story: Reform Body Attacks Database State

Reform Body Attacks Database State

A report from the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust has said the UK 'database state' wastes billions from the public purse and often breaches human rights laws. The government spends £16bn a year on databases and plans to spend a further £105bn on proj...
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Funny story: Jack Straw "not lost"

Jack Straw "not lost"

Sad news today. It has been confirmed that Jack Straw is safe and well. It had been thought that he had finally heeded the advice of millions and got lost. The story looks like being a hoax. It has angered civic leaders in Blackburn, Mr Straw's co...
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Funny story: "It's Official" claims Secretary of State for Justice Jack Straw

"It's Official" claims Secretary of State for Justice Jack Straw

According to Jack Straw, the UK's Secretary of State for Justice, 'It's Official'. In a statement issued by the Department of Justice, the Secretary of State has confirmed that it is indeed now official. However, with the country in recession a...
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Funny story: Lighter Rape Sentences To 'Reflect The Seriousness Of The Crime' Says Straw

Lighter Rape Sentences To 'Reflect The Seriousness Of The Crime' Says Straw

Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has doused himself in controversy once more by announcing new plans to reduce sentences for the offence of Rape.
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Funny story: Justice Secretary Jack Straw to be cloned, plated in titanium and mass-produced as Robot Vigilante

Justice Secretary Jack Straw to be cloned, plated in titanium and mass-produced as Robot Vigilante

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced the latest addition to his crime-fighting arsenal. It's a titanium-plated, cloned version of Justice Secretary Jack Straw, to be mass produced under the name Robostraw.
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Funny story: Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Gordon Brown has announced that he plans to extend the law on self-defence, giving hordes of have-a-go-heroes even more confidence to have a go, says a report out today.
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Funny story: Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Government minister Jack Straw insisted this morning that gun crime was not out of control. When pressed on the shooting of an eleven year old in Liverpool, Straw countered by saying that, in general, crime rates were reducing in the United Kingdom.
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Funny story: Government Minister "Looks a bit Creepy"

Government Minister "Looks a bit Creepy"

Foreign Secretary Jack Straw looks a bit creepy, according to Croydon housewife Iris Little. "He looks a bit scary, it's as if there is something of the devil in him. Look at his smug little face, he has the kind of warped visage that attracts lynch...
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