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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...
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Funny story: Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games. The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado. The leader of the Laker...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story regarding Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant's political aspirations. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he talked with Kobe and he sounded upbeat considering that he is in v...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LOS ANGELES - There isn't much joy in LakerLand these days as the boys in the purple and gold are currently sitting in last place in the NBA's Western Conference Pacific Division. The Lakers own a dismal 20-39 record but insist that if Kobe Bryant...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

LOS ANGELES - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are struggling along with a dismal 18-35 record. At that rate they will most certainly all be watching the NBA playoffs at home on their super gigantic big screen TV's. The Kobe-less Lakers just cann...
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Funny story: Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo. The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time. She explaine...
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Funny story: The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fans have been waiting patiently for their superstar Kobe Bryant to return to the Staples Center and the NBA's greatest ball hog finally did. But since his triumphant return complete with a fist bump from Coach...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...
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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole recently flew into L.A.'s LAX Airport where she filmed a commercial for Southwest Airlines. Afterward she was driven to Grauman's Chinese Theater where she had her handprints and footprints put in cement. She then we...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant had dinner with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Marina Del Rey and he provided Reno with some insightful information. Many Laker fans as well as NBA fans all ove...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers organization has stated that they are going to do everything within their power to secure the services of LeBron James. Jeanie Buss, team owner, and fianceƩ of ex-Laker Coach Phil "The Pill" Jackson stated to t...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints He May Be Retiring

Kobe Bryant Hints He May Be Retiring

CUCAMONGA - Kobe Bean Bryant has made it abundantly clear that he is extremely disappointed at the fact that due to his injury and his inability to not play cost the Lakers a shot at the NBA title. He is so upset that he told close friend Bruno To...
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Funny story: President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs. And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...
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Funny story: Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer. After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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