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Funny story: Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Iconic American diet and exercise guru, the "Godfather of Fitness" Jack LaLanne, has been exposed as a fraud. Even though he ate healthy all natural foods and juices, carried out a daily and very self-disciplined exercise regimen, and maintained a p...
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Funny story: Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

A decision has finally been made on how to dispose of the body of fitness guru Jack LaLanne following his death in January. Two months on, and after complaints from the mortuary that the ageing corpse was beginning to "reek of rotten apples", Jac...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Tormented by Spirit of Jack LaLane

Charlie Sheen Tormented by Spirit of Jack LaLane

LOS ANGELES, CA - Just when things seemed like they couldn't get worse for Charlie Sheen, they did precisely that. Maybe it was only a hallucination brought on by his latest three-day bender. He could probably come to terms with that. Perhaps it was just an innocent misunderstanding with his 95 year-old pool boy. That too, although more difficult to believe, might be overlooked, given the...
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Funny story: Jack La Lanne Dies Healthy At 96

Jack La Lanne Dies Healthy At 96

Fitness guru, Jack La Lanne, died last week, healthy at age 96. To celebrate his 70th birthday and show off his fitness, La Lanne had himself shackled and then towed 70 people in 70 rowboats across Long Beach harbor. He later confessed to having a...
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