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Funny story: Goodbye Jack Duckworth - A Nation In Mourning

Goodbye Jack Duckworth - A Nation In Mourning

Monday. UK. What we have here is a nation in mourning as one of soapland's finest sadly shuffles off this mortal coil, assisted in his passage through to the hereafter by our Vera. The nation has loved Jack for thirty years - we've laughed with hi...
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Funny story: Streetwise on the X Factor

Streetwise on the X Factor

It is reported that Chezza jetted off to LA, left her mentored girls on their own and came back to the UK much richer. Simon called her L..A..Z..Y. Chezza took umbrage and decided not to send anyone home following the sing off. "Ah'm too big fo...
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Funny story: Jack Duckworth Whacked In Corrie Tram Slam Disaster

Jack Duckworth Whacked In Corrie Tram Slam Disaster

It's the worst kept secret in Soapland - we all know that there's going to be an apocalyptic tram disaster in Coronation Street, involving the viaduct on Viaduct Street collapsing, and a tram slamming into the corner shop and the Kabin. With great...
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Funny story: Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Coronation Street legend Jack Duckworth was reported to be "heartbroken" last night after one of his pigeons died in a freak accident. The bird came to grief after becoming caught up in a tangled storyline. Granada TV confirmed this morning tha...
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Funny story: Jack Duckworth to Quit Corrie "To spend more time with his family" - Pull the other one

Jack Duckworth to Quit Corrie "To spend more time with his family" - Pull the other one

Jack Duckworth quits Corrie - After 30 years with the Nation's favourite soap Coronation Street, actor Bill Tarmey is to quit this year. Tarmey, 69, who became one of TV's best loved duos with his screen wife Vera, said he would "be sorry to say g...
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Funny story: Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea, who are known to be keen to offload their current manager Avram Grant, are planning to steal actor Jack Duckworth from under the noses of their not-so-fierce northern rivals Manchester City.
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Funny story: Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has told fans that the days of the Sky Blues' team manager Sven Goran Erikkson are numbered at Maine Road, and that the man to replace him will be none ot...
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