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Funny story: Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassin...
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Funny story: Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga. "Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga. "But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono con...
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Funny story: Gelatinous, Useless Big Boobed Orange Midget Spotted Dancing With Mother in Deptford, NJ Club.

Gelatinous, Useless Big Boobed Orange Midget Spotted Dancing With Mother in Deptford, NJ Club.

By the way, everyone knows that she is 100% Chilean, right? I mean, she was adopted by an Italian family. That doesn't make her Italian. Hated Italian stereotype Nicole "Snooki" "Fat F-ck" Polizzi, the self proclaimed "Guidette" from Marlboro, New...
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Funny story: Jabba The Hut Says He Is Oprah's Father

Jabba The Hut Says He Is Oprah's Father

Shitcago, IL-- Jabba the Hut is in Shitcago and looking for his daughter, Oprah Winfrey. The fat, greasy alien was named as Oprah's father in a new book by Kitty-Cat Kelly. Now the ugly blob is in town, looking for his look-a-like daughter and plan...
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Funny story: Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

MANCHESTER- Prime Minister Gordon Brown has met with Jabba the Hutt in Manchester today to discuss the worldwide financial crisis. Mr. Hutt, a known philanthropist and shrewd investor, has displayed in interest in helping the world economies with...
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Funny story: I was Jabba The Hutt's Body Double says Michael Moore

I was Jabba The Hutt's Body Double says Michael Moore

Controversial left wing journalist Michael Moore has revealed that he was the body double for Jabba the Hutt in the blockbuster Star Wars series. "Yes it's true" said Mr Moore speaking from a lunch date at Burger King. "George Lucas phoned me o...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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