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Curiosity Confirms We Are Not Alone!

Funny story: Curiosity Confirms We Are Not Alone!

JPL/Pasadena California - Scientists announced that the Mars Science Laboratory / Curiosity Rover has in fact discovered a sign of intelligent life on the Red plant. Analysis of the initial data is ongoing; however, there is a clear signature that Ma...

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NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

Funny story: NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

Space boffins from NASA and universities around the world are gathering in Manchester for a rare opportunity to study a cosmic phenomenon tonight. It is believed that representatives from the astrophysics community will be descending on the myster...

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Former JPL Scientist Arrested After Setting Ex-Wife's Home Ablaze with Billion Dollar Laser Satellite

Funny story: Former JPL Scientist Arrested After Setting Ex-Wife's Home Ablaze with Billion Dollar Laser Satellite

Pasadena, CA. - An unemployed physicist with over twenty years of experience working for the Air Force and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on top secret projects was arrested this weekend after breaking into the JLP computer network and deliberately se...

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NASA Scientists Snap Most Distant Object in Universe

Funny story: NASA Scientists Snap Most Distant Object in Universe

NASA scientists were celebrating today after snapping a picture of the most distant object in the universe. The object, designated Swineflu 91, is barely visible to the naked eye, fuzzy in a pair of 10x50 binoculars, and jumps around a lot when viewe...

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Military takes over JPL; shots fired; deep space Probes coming home?

Funny story: Military takes over JPL; shots fired; deep space Probes coming home?

Pasadena, California - Today a unit of undetermined strength from the 101st Airborne Division was dropped in the hills over looking the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California. Taking employees and nearby residents alike by surprise,...

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