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Funny story:  Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...
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Funny story:  Jackie 's Big "O"!  Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Jackie 's Big "O"! Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Former First Lady, Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis, has come back from the grave after it's been revealed her daughter will be releasing never before heard tapes discovered during an investigation of a monumental phone hacking scheme from 1963! The...
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Funny story:  President Kennedy's Cause of Death Was a Misdiagnosed 'Complex Migraine," say Doctors

President Kennedy's Cause of Death Was a Misdiagnosed 'Complex Migraine," say Doctors

Following the recent diagnosis of L.A. news reporter Serene Branson's on-air palsy attack, doctors have revealed that President Kennedy's cause of death was a misdiagnosed "complex migraine," "It makes a ton of sense, right?" said a researcher for...
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Funny story:  For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

Lee Harvey Oswald, who is famous for having fired the three shots which missed JFK, has put his coffin on the market, despite falling real estate values in the US. The coffin is being heavily marketed in the UK, in the hope that a serious buyer will...
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Funny story:  New Discovery: Warren Commission Loses Key Papers when Ford Fell down Stairs

New Discovery: Warren Commission Loses Key Papers when Ford Fell down Stairs

Washington - Just days after the 47 anniversary of JFK's assassination, a key piece of history was leaked to the media, and that fact is that Gerald Ford lost the key document that proved Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone. The document was lost when...
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Funny story:  Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

The History Channel is going back to the "when Washington was as Camelot" well with their show, The Kennedys. Keanuesque actor Greg Kinnear will play JFK, and, if the backstage buzz is any indication, Kinnear's performance is... interesting. Imagi...
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Funny story:  History Channel To Show JFK's Sexual Side In New Series

History Channel To Show JFK's Sexual Side In New Series

According to several newspapers out this morning, The History Channel will be showing an eight-part series next year on John F. Kennedy that makes Bill Clinton look like a Monk. Caroline Kennedy has apparently came out fighting after hearing about...
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Funny story:  Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Not to be outdone by Martin Scorcese's upcoming Taxi Driver 2, Oliver Stone today announced that he has been approached to make a sequel to JFK, tentatively titled 'JFK 2' A spokesman for Warren Commission Films Inc told us that he expected shooti...
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Funny story:  JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

Conspiracy theorists who investigate the assasination of President John F. Kennedy have worked tirelessly for over 45 years to uncover the truth of what happened that fateful day in Dallas. Now, at their annual convention, they have come to a consen...
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Funny story:  Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Daughter of JFK, Caroline Kennedy whose last political act was to ride a pony in the Rose garden came out of hiding to back Obama against Clinton. Now that her wager has won, the real reason has emerged. Caroline hoped that Obama would win, name Clin...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown's 1990's "Courage: Eight Portraits" Plagiarized from JFK's 1960's "Profiles in Courage"

Gordon Brown's 1990's "Courage: Eight Portraits" Plagiarized from JFK's 1960's "Profiles in Courage"

If courage means setting a truly original course that may bring opposition, Gordon Brown may have missed the boat and swam in the wrong direction. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, while Little Gordie Brown was still brown nosing in knickers, found heroes...
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Funny story:  McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that the Republican party was involved in the Kennedy assassination. Tonight before millions of viewers, John McCain in a senior moment let the murderous cat out of the body bag. He actually called...
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Funny story:  Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.
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Funny story:  JFK Assassination Documents Discovered

JFK Assassination Documents Discovered

Files of documents dealing with an investigation by the Dallas Police into the JFK assassination have been discovered and released in the Texas City. Dallas Police Spokesman Ron Whitehead revealed that the papers were discovered in a vault.
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Funny story:  President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Funny story:  Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Memoirs of the late Maxwell Smart, a secret agent who worked many years for C.O.N.T.R.O.L., revealed the long, unknown truth about the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The former President was shot in Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas in 1963.
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Funny story:  New Tests Raise Doubts About JFK Assassin

New Tests Raise Doubts About JFK Assassin

Houston, Texas - (Ass Mess): New forensic analysis of the...
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Funny story:  Kennedy Assasin Found

Kennedy Assasin Found

Pictures were discovered today from photos found in an old camera purchased at a yard sale. The photos revealed shooters on the grassy knoll in Dallas.
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