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Funny story:  JK Rowling 'most entertaining KGB hoax of the decade'

JK Rowling 'most entertaining KGB hoax of the decade'

London - (Philosphers Stoned): Serial children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling has been named the most entertaining security intelligence diversion of the decade according to a Pole in today's Daily Broadshiite. A Mr Lech Walesa II is quoted as sa...
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MI6 stumbled on secret Iran nuke base 'by bugging JK Rowling'

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A covert operation by British security intelligence trailing children's fiction hoaxer JK Rowling has inadvertantly stumbled on Iran's secret second nuclear plant. The Qom site was unearthed after Rowling was caught p...
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Funny story:  JK Rowling: I am the Belle De Jour phenomenon!

JK Rowling: I am the Belle De Jour phenomenon!

Edinbgurgh - (Philosophers Stoned): Serial children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling has come out as the real Belle de Jour genius impersonated by Dr Brooke Magnanti. Rowling said today she is the iconic blog's 'immensely successful, pseudonymous...
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Politically correct Harry Potter Film revealed

London UK: Top selling authoress J.K. Rowling today announced a new film which hopefully will please plenty of minority groups around the world. The new film 'Harry Patel and the Single Parent of Four Mixed Race Disabled Adopted Children' heralds...
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Funny story:  Former MI6 spook tests DNA positive for JK Rowling paternity

Former MI6 spook tests DNA positive for JK Rowling paternity

London - (7/7 Bombings Mess): IRA/Al Qaeda terrorist JK Rowling has enjoyed lifetime protection from criminal arrest because former MI6 CEO Sir Richard Queerlove is her father a Joint Intelligence Committe meeting heard today. The secret JIC confe...
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Funny story:  Tuesday's lunar eclipse nemesis for Harry Potter hoaxer JK Rowling

Tuesday's lunar eclipse nemesis for Harry Potter hoaxer JK Rowling

London - (Rioters): Tuesday's world premiere of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince will take place under the wickedly deceptive forces of the eclipsed Capricorn full moon, children's stories hoaxer JK Rowling has been warned. The former IRA...
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Funny story:  J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling to write 8th Harry Potter book

J.K. Rowling, during a series of press conferences yesterday, declared that she would be writing an eighth book in a series of seven Harry Potter books. Rowling initially said, shortly after the 7th came out, that no more were to be had (much to...
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Funny story:  JK Rowlings "Henri Paul" - Biography launched to critical acclaim

JK Rowlings "Henri Paul" - Biography launched to critical acclaim

Who would have thought that JK Rowling would follow up her last Harry Potter Book "Harry Potter stark bollock naked and a horse" with a blockbuster of a biography about Mohamed Al Fayed's Cheuffeur Henri Paul? At a packed venue in New York the gre...
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Funny story:  JK Rowling Condemned To Death By Spanish Inquisition

JK Rowling Condemned To Death By Spanish Inquisition

Harry Potter authoress Joanne (JK) Rowling was today condemned to death by the Spanish Inquisition. Issuing the condemnation, the leader of the Inquisition, Joseph (HH) Ratzinger, said: 'Ja, Miss Rowling has been found guilty of spreading heresy,...
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Funny story:  "Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

"Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

Christopher Tolkien son of Lord Of The Rings author J.R.R.Tolkien has hit out at some media claims that the Gandalf character is Gay. Speculation about the wizards sexuality increased following JK Rowling's announcement that Professor Dumbledore...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter, the JK Rowling creation, is to become the new Labour Minister for Magic, after the authoress made a huge £1million donation to party funds on Friday. Potter is a little lad magician, and prone to performing magic spells, something Pr...
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Funny story:  Brown gets £1m Rowling hush money

Brown gets £1m Rowling hush money

London - (Cover-up Mess): Serial children's story thief JK Rowling has given Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a £1m bung. The backhander follows a lot of No 10 whinging about the credit crunch affecting the price of perverting the course of justice thes...
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Funny story:  Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

London - (Ass mess): Whitehall mandarins are said to be rattled-as-hell after a newpaper revealed that Gustav - the eponymous (sic) Caribbean storm - is MI5's secret codename for Al-QaEda/Mossad double agent, a.k.a J K Rowling. The Scottish childr...
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Funny story:  Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Harry Potter author JK Rowling recently confirmed the internet rumors that she was writing a series spinoff. "Harry Potter and the Slacker Sibs," the first in a new series about the wizard's midlife crisis and confrontations with the increasingly rad...
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