Showing:

Funny satire stories about Ivana Phuque

Try another search?

Ivanna Phuque, Mike Hunt Wedding Announced

Funny story: Ivanna Phuque, Mike Hunt Wedding Announced

Shocking Olympic teams in Sweden and the U.S., the recent marital announcement from Swedish speed skating champion Ivanna Phuque, and U.S. short track speed skater, Michael Hunt, caught both countries by surprise. Keeping their relationship as pri...

Read full story View 'Ivanna Phuque, Mike Hunt Wedding Announced'

Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

Funny story: Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

It has been reported that leader of the White Islamic Muslim Jewish Catholics, Mustapha Fook, is upset that the tabloids are connecting him to Ivana Phuque. He has pointed out, quite correctly, that the spelling of their last names are totally d...

Read full story View 'Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque'

Olympian Ivana Phuque and Spin Bowler Phani Tikkala to Wed

Funny story: Olympian Ivana Phuque and Spin Bowler Phani Tikkala to Wed

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque and Shri Lankan spin bowler and Spoof sports correspondent, Phani Tikkala are to wed amid growing reports in the media. Ivana who was rumoured to have lost her cherry to shamed ex-England Captain, John Terry made a st...

Read full story View 'Olympian Ivana Phuque and Spin Bowler Phani Tikkala to Wed'

Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Funny story: Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

The Winter Olympic Games of Vancouver have concluded and the athletes are all leaving the village and heading home to their countries. The biggest question on the minds of many Europeans, however, is "which head of state will marry Swedish Skater an...

Read full story View 'Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque'

SuBo Fans Hire Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Help Susan Boyle With Her Image

Funny story: SuBo Fans Hire Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Help Susan Boyle With Her Image

Fans of SuBo (Susan Boyle) have hired the Swedish Olympian who captured the hearts of the world at the Vancouver Winter Games to help with the Image of their hero. While Boyle is recognized for being basically frumpy looking (to put it nicely), Ivan...

Read full story View 'SuBo Fans Hire Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Help Susan Boyle With Her Image'

Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

Funny story: Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

The Olympic Village escaped a major catastrophe today with the arrival of an emergency supply of another 20,000 condoms after the initial ration ran out unexpectedly due to 'rampant sexual euphoria' spurred by Ivana Phuque's explosion onto the world...

Read full story View 'Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!'

Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Funny story: Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps, spins, and leaps, all performed braless an...

Read full story View 'Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol'

Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Funny story: Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Ivana Phuque, Olympic speed skating champion and darling to millions of sports fans has announced that she wants to win gold at the summer Olympics. She is to attempt to gain a place on the Swedish Karate team for London 2012. At a press conferenc...

Read full story View 'Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate'

Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Funny story: Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque is to turn her back on Olympic sport for a career in politics. Phuque, resident in Littlehampton, is expected to announce the formation of her own political party, the Free United Constitutional Kinfolk. Already memb...

Read full story View 'Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics'

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Swedish Olympic Team Skater Ivana Phuque has been the most popular athlete at the Vancouver Winter Games. The vivacious and outgoing blonde has captivated audiences with her bottomless skating and braless jumping. A visit with the competitor's fami...

Read full story View 'Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting'

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...

Read full story View 'Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry'

Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Funny story: Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Fresh from her multi-gold winning performances at the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games, Swedish skating sensation Ivana Phuque announced that she is a big SuBo (Susan Boyle) fan and wants to meet the singing star. A surprised Boyle admitted that she h...

Read full story View 'Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan'

Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

Funny story: Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

A new musical about the legendary Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque will star Susan Boyle. The Scottish songstress is to undergo intensive make up in a bid to make her appear more like the blonde bombshell. However, make up artist Danny Cockgobblin s...

Read full story View 'Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical'

Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

Funny story: Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

The skating world was holding their collective breaths today with the announcement that Ice skating phenom Ivana Phuque and American Idol Adam Lambert were stepping out of their respective personas to appear as the final act at the Olympics to celeb...

Read full story View 'Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!'

Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

Funny story: Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

The 250 meter women's speed skating race was decided at the wire... by lack of an underwire. Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque won the race at the Vancouver Winter Games by a nipple, because she was racing braless. Official event judge Luther Steinma...

Read full story View 'Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple'

Ivana Phuque Y Las Pendulario Mammarias

Funny story: Ivana Phuque Y Las Pendulario Mammarias

Bono Tardes - Esta dia, nous parlez boxing y boobattas de las pendulario mammarias del Fraulein Ivana Phuque, las plus grandes pendulario mammarias en el mundo virtuoso. Dov es las pendulario boom-boom bouncy ballon playa cojones del Ivana Phuque? Sur la chesta del schnell skatre plus vite el uno y solo horchata leche shakira, Ivana Phuque. Las Pendularios originalemente arrive courtesio...

Read full story View 'Ivana Phuque Y Las Pendulario Mammarias'

The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

Funny story: The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dan...

Read full story View 'The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season'

Ivana Phuque - Don't Stop Me Now!

Funny story: Ivana Phuque - Don't Stop Me Now!

The parents of Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque have made a formal request to the world's media to give their large breasted medal winning offspring a break, because they fear that over exposure of her breasts - sorry, best performances -...

Read full story View 'Ivana Phuque - Don't Stop Me Now!'

Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
38 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more