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Funny story:  Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

It has been reported that leader of the White Islamic Muslim Jewish Catholics, Mustapha Fook, is upset that the tabloids are connecting him to Ivana Phuque. He has pointed out, quite correctly, that the spelling of their last names are totally d...
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Funny story:  Olympian Ivana Phuque and Spin Bowler Phani Tikkala to Wed

Olympian Ivana Phuque and Spin Bowler Phani Tikkala to Wed

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque and Shri Lankan spin bowler and Spoof sports correspondent, Phani Tikkala are to wed amid growing reports in the media. Ivana who was rumoured to have lost her cherry to shamed ex-England Captain, John Terry made a st...
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Funny story:  Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

The Winter Olympic Games of Vancouver have concluded and the athletes are all leaving the village and heading home to their countries. The biggest question on the minds of many Europeans, however, is "which head of state will marry Swedish Skater an...
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Funny story:  SuBo Fans Hire Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Help Susan Boyle With Her Image

SuBo Fans Hire Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Help Susan Boyle With Her Image

Fans of SuBo (Susan Boyle) have hired the Swedish Olympian who captured the hearts of the world at the Vancouver Winter Games to help with the Image of their hero. While Boyle is recognized for being basically frumpy looking (to put it nicely), Ivan...
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Funny story:  Olympic skater Ivana Phuque claims she lost her cherry, but still has the box it came in!

Olympic skater Ivana Phuque claims she lost her cherry, but still has the box it came in!

Swedish gold medalist, Ivana Phuque, claimed today that she lost her cherry over the weekend, but fortunately, still has the box it came in. When asked about the loss, Ivana had this to say, "I am sooo stupid! I went out and like, I had it with me...
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Funny story:  Police Say 'Odd Man' Found Hiding In Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque's Dressing Room

Police Say 'Odd Man' Found Hiding In Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque's Dressing Room

In the Olympic Village trailer section reserved for Swedish female skaters there was a commotion as security officers chased off a naked man who was hiding in the Ivana Phuque's dressing room trailer as he was caught peeking through a peephole in the...
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Funny story:  Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

The Olympic Village escaped a major catastrophe today with the arrival of an emergency supply of another 20,000 condoms after the initial ration ran out unexpectedly due to 'rampant sexual euphoria' spurred by Ivana Phuque's explosion onto the world...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps, spins, and leaps, all performed braless an...
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Funny story:  Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Ivana Phuque, Olympic speed skating champion and darling to millions of sports fans has announced that she wants to win gold at the summer Olympics. She is to attempt to gain a place on the Swedish Karate team for London 2012. At a press conferenc...
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Funny story:  Spoof Editor Mark Lowton Is A Real Phuque!

Spoof Editor Mark Lowton Is A Real Phuque!

After a stellar Olympic performance, Ivana Phuque sent well-wishers, fans, and relatives a personal 'thank you' card telling each how proud she was representing Sweden in the Winter Olympics. When Spoof editor and owner Mark Lowton received his ca...
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Funny story:  Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque is to turn her back on Olympic sport for a career in politics. Phuque, resident in Littlehampton, is expected to announce the formation of her own political party, the Free United Constitutional Kinfolk. Already memb...
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Funny story:  Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Swedish Olympic Team Skater Ivana Phuque has been the most popular athlete at the Vancouver Winter Games. The vivacious and outgoing blonde has captivated audiences with her bottomless skating and braless jumping. A visit with the competitor's fami...
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Funny story:  Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...
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Funny story:  Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Fresh from her multi-gold winning performances at the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games, Swedish skating sensation Ivana Phuque announced that she is a big SuBo (Susan Boyle) fan and wants to meet the singing star. A surprised Boyle admitted that she h...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

A new musical about the legendary Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque will star Susan Boyle. The Scottish songstress is to undergo intensive make up in a bid to make her appear more like the blonde bombshell. However, make up artist Danny Cockgobblin s...
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Funny story:  Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic  Ice Dancing Finale!

Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

The skating world was holding their collective breaths today with the announcement that Ice skating phenom Ivana Phuque and American Idol Adam Lambert were stepping out of their respective personas to appear as the final act at the Olympics to celeb...
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Funny story:  Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

The 250 meter women's speed skating race was decided at the wire... by lack of an underwire. Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque won the race at the Vancouver Winter Games by a nipple, because she was racing braless. Official event judge Luther Steinma...
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Funny story:  The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dan...
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