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Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...

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Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...

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The average Italian has no clue

Funny story: The average Italian has no clue

29 percent of all Italians above the age of 16 have no clue, the highest score within the EU, a German research has concluded. The European average of people who have no clue is 14 percent. The Italian man and women are respectively 22% and 36% cl...

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Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

Funny story: Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

He once confided to his minions that she is an "unfuckable lard-arse" but a more romantic side to former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been revealed in a forthcoming magazine article. Despite that much reported off the cuff insult,...

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Teaching job offers revoked after discovery that Amanda Knox' Italian isn't all that good

Funny story: Teaching job offers revoked after discovery that Amanda Knox' Italian isn't all that good

SEATTLE, Wa.--Several schools in the Northwest have rescinded job offers made to Amanda Knox to teach Italian after an Italian reporter published a story saying that Knox really had no command of the language, even after having spent four years in an...

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Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

Funny story: Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

The landscape of Grimsby could soon be changing with the news that the famous Dock Tower may be dismantled and shipped to Italy. Civil engineers in Siena have discovered huge cracks in the 663 year old Torre de Mangia, the famous landmark on the...

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Review: Language tapes

Funny story: Review: Language tapes

As the Spoof's foremost reviewer I get to review some cool stuff. This month I was sent three Lingo language packs: German, Italian and Spanish. I would quite like to have learned Chinese, just to find out what the people in the Chinese Chippy were saying about me. I've never been very good at learning languages though. I even with English struggle. Lingo packs come in three parts. These are:...

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The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

Funny story: The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

BROOKLYN - In what is being hailed as one of the biggest FBI Mafia busts in recent memory a total of 127 Mafia bosses, underbosses, hitmen, extortionists, and racketeers were rounded up and arrested. The Mafioso's were all members associated with...

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Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Funny story: Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...

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MTV To Change The Name of "The Jersey Shore" To "The Massachusetts Shore"

Funny story: MTV To Change The Name of "The Jersey Shore" To "The Massachusetts Shore"

NEW YORK CITY - MTV has been inundated by complaints from thousands of Italian-American citizens who live in New Jersey about the reality show The Jersey Shore. The complainants state that they are insulted at the way that Italian-Americans are be...

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Apple accused of racism

Funny story: Apple accused of racism

Apple have come under heavy fire with their latest music playing technology that they have built into a rather natty looking silk tie. The tie comes in a variety of colours, and has a wireless link to Apple's notebook and desktop range in order to...

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Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

Funny story: Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

A recently discovered skeleton found south of Rome is set to undergo extensive testing to pin down a genetic profile, and further shed light on the circumstances of death. As it stands now, a cursory examination of the find suggests the man was kille...

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Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

Funny story: Hotel "Rubs Out" Three Italian Businessmen

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Authorities are questioning employees of a San Francisco hotel after three Italian businessmen were found shot to death, then rolled up in rugs and disposed of in a dumpster out back after they complained the hotel's dress code re...

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Italian Aswimmer Flavia Zoccari Esuspended for Gas Powered Esuit

Funny story: Italian Aswimmer Flavia Zoccari Esuspended for Gas Powered Esuit

Italian Eswimmer Zoccari was motoring along to a big win the 400 when all of asudden her estate of the art eswim esuit esprung a leak. Actualy a rtremendous hole appeared to blown in the rear end of Flavia's flotation device. As the em-bare-asse...

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Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Funny story: Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Foxy Knoxy may be the most cutthroat of the 2009 Exchange students in Italia. But that is by far not the only contest involving alleged murderesses and study abroad broads. The Italian Institute of Big Breasted Assassins has named Amanda Knox the acc...

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Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Funny story: Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...

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Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

Funny story: Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

The Italian Rugby Football Union, has announced a 30 man squad of completely GAY players for the start of this weekend's Six Nations Championship against England, throwing the tournament into disarray. Bernie Bollocki, Head of the Federation said...

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Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Funny story: Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...

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