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Middle East Invades Wimbledon

Funny story: Middle East Invades Wimbledon

Everyone was getting ill at Wimbledon. During a doubles match, the chair umpire asked Serena Williams whether she required a doctor on court, as she was having a problem holding a ball during a game partnered with her sister Venus. Serena eventually...

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Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Funny story: Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.

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Israel Forces Palestinians In The Occupied Territories To Wear Yellow Star Of David

Israel, in its constant repression and controlling of the Palestinians living in the areas of the West Bank and Gaza that they keep a tight control over, have started forcing Palestinians to wear a yellow cloth Star Of David on their clothing so that...

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Israeli PM regrets deaths on Aid Ships

Funny story: Israeli PM regrets deaths on Aid Ships

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has expressed regret after at least nine people died when troops stormed ships attempting to break through the Gaza blockade. He stated that the troops were met by viscious threats, and therefore acted in self defence...

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Iran test fires missiles Lands on Israeli Territory

Funny story: Iran test fires missiles Lands on Israeli Territory

Iran has successfully test fired a long range ballistic missile after it has denied reports that it was planning to launch a full scald attract on American and European interest in the middle East. An Iranian military officer from an unknown sour...

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Israeli army captures last Midianite

Funny story: Israeli army captures last Midianite

Chandler, Arizona - In a lightening raid, and aided by local law enforcement, a seven member team from the Israeli army captured the last Midianite-American. It is believed that he is in actuality, the last Midianite, period. Andy Frank, who had...

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Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

Funny story: Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

TEL AVIV, Zion - This past summer, Zionist Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his approval to a sovereign Palestinian state. He said, "I call on you, our Palestinian neighbors, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority: Let us begin peac...

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Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Funny story: Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Israeli pirates today hijacked the U.S.S. 'America', as it sailed pointlessly round and round in circles in the Red Sea, as it has been doing for the last 45 years. The pirates' leader, 'Black' Olmert, said: 'It was easy! We had lured the 'America...

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Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...

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Israeli Man Forced to Marry Leopard

Funny story: Israeli Man Forced to Marry Leopard

A man was shamed by a tribe elder today into marrying a leopard after he was caught cuddling up to the beast in bed one night ago.

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Israel Begins Clearances for Real Estate Development in Lebanon

Funny story: Israel Begins Clearances for Real Estate Development in Lebanon

TEL AVIV (UPI)--Israeli jets struck Lebanese communities in new airstrikes early Saturday, as Israel's tanks and bulldozers rumbled over the Lebanese border and its forces seized villages as part of a real estate development project for the gover...

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Bumper Sticker Solves Israeli Palestinian Conflict

Funny story: Bumper Sticker Solves Israeli Palestinian Conflict

Encinitas, CA - In a still unexplained development today, leaders from both sides of the Israeli Palestinian conflict announced that they have signed what is to be a formal and permanent truce. Amazingly, the leaders' reconciliation is being attrib...

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Sharon's Bid To Return Golan Hits Snag

Funny story: Sharon's Bid To Return Golan Hits Snag

Israeli Premier Ariel Sharon has confirmed that his program to return the Golan Heights to Syria has hit a snag: the property is in his wife's name!...

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LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

Funny story: LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...

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Shaaaaarrroooonnnn: A dramatic update

Funny story: Shaaaaarrroooonnnn: A dramatic update

Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon says he will not resign amidst bribery allegations unless it is made "worth his while".

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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