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Funny story: Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

The UN Council, sick of the never ending strife in Israel between the Jews and the Arabs, came up with a novel idea for mediating a lasting truce. They employed Buddhists to act as peacekeepers. The Buddhist faith, probably among the most peaceful of any of the earthly religions, emphasizes tolerance, good will and understanding as its most important virtues. The UN high council members thought...
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Funny story: All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

ISRAEL - Israeli officials were caught in a revealing lie late last month as the country celebrated the Jewish New Year. Shortly after declaring the most popular boy's name in Israel to be "Yosef", the interior ministry was forced to concede that the...
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Funny story: Alternative Web News Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.

Alternative Web News Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.

A side development of the current Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the Israeli annexing of further Palestinian land for their ever-swelling population of new comers. According to U.N. accords the land once called Palestine was divided into specific an...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...
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Funny story: Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Following weeks of aerial bombardments on Gaza, local estate agents, having watched as their business and client base collapsed overnight and living on their last bit of commission, marched through downtown Gaza demanding an end to the madness. L...
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Funny story: Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...
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Funny story: Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

RAMALLAH, WEST BANK ----- Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has declared his intention to have all Palestinians convert to Judaism. In a press conference on Wednesday, Abbas decried the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "What has seventy ye...
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Funny story: Gene Simmonds to Buy Gaza Strip

Gene Simmonds to Buy Gaza Strip

Stinking rich hyper-mega-rock-star Gene Simmonds, who made his trillions leading the heavy-metal band CHISZ, announced his plan to bring peace to the Middle East today. "I've just inked a deal to buy the Gaza strip, and am negotiating an offer on...
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Funny story: The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...
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Funny story: Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Funny story: Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

The Prime Minister addressed reporters, cameras flashed, the room listened seriously. With rockets raining down the Iron Dome Missile Defense System is nearly perfect in dealing with the problem. Thanks to this System very few rockets are getting through. They are not a serious threat. A pause, also known as a pregnant moment, occurred. Silence in the news room. Eyes looked...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Tel Aviv - With his country deep in the midst of major crises and problems which demand his attention, including the current war with Hamas, Prime Minister Netanyahu headed out today for a quick cash-and-grab fundraising trip. The Prime Minist...
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Funny story: Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...
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Funny story: Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...
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Funny story: Grief, Sadness and Then Anger At Tragic Loss of Live Overwhelms Social Media

Grief, Sadness and Then Anger At Tragic Loss of Live Overwhelms Social Media

Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced actor James Garner, whose whimsical style in the 1950s TV Western "Maverick" led to a stellar career in TV and fil...
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Funny story: Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region. "I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not comin...
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Funny story: President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital are not yet clear on a peculiar new disease affecting the President, where he is temporarily hospitalized. The problem emerged directly after his return from a retreat at Camp David where he spent solitary time ponde...
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Funny story: Yellow Card for Israel

Yellow Card for Israel

Israel have been handed a yellow card in their match against Gaza. The ref thought the tackling of four children was a little off limits and warned Israel that next time they will get...another yellow card. The ref explained to an angry Israeli au...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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