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Oh little town of Bethlehem, why must thy children die? - A sad reflection on the Israeli/Palestinian turmoil

Bethlehem, West Bank. In response to violent Palestinian protests against President Donald Trump's decision to move the U. S. embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, Israeli tanks and other military units have moved into Bethlehem, resulting in several civilian deaths, including that of a young girl. The incidents, at Christmastime, cast a shadow over holiday celebrations. Above the din of exploding b...

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World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

Funny story: World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

In a startling development, the leaders of Saudia Arabia, Israel, and the Pope all cancelled visits by Donald Trump. "We've banned Donald Trump like he wants to ban Muslims" said King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudia Arabia. "If he tries to...

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UK welcomes Israel into the Fold

With the breakup of the UK imminent, and Scotland, led by the Lunatic of Loch Lomond, Nicola Sturgeon, shortly on the way out, the UK has been quick to find new brethren. Israel has declared it would be thrilled to replace Scotland should a UK vacanc...

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Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...

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Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

Funny story: Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

A manifesto from Israel has descended on Britain telling us not to vote Labour. Those stalwarts of the Labour movement Bakunin and Proudhon are given as examples of the trend in anti-semitism that is inspiring the left to criticise Israel's policy to...

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Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...

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Israeli hypocrite claims Hitler was a Palestinian!

Funny story: Israeli hypocrite claims Hitler was a Palestinian!

Isreal PM, Netanyahu, has come out of his hypocritical closet claiming Hitler was not an Austrian, white power maniac, he claims Hitler was actually a Palestinian under-cover agent whose sole objectives were to burn Jews in hell! Germany have rapi...

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Corbyn calls for Dolphin Expulsion

Funny story: Corbyn calls for Dolphin Expulsion

Labour leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn has called for all Dolphins in British water parks to be expelled from the country, after a Palestinian group accused Israel of using trained Dolphins to spy on them. Mr Corbyn said in a speech to suppo...

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NUS bans Holocaust Commemoration at UK Unis

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have taken advantage of the post-exam lull by sneaking in a typically creative and imaginative motion. The motion was passed by 19 votes to...

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BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Tony Blair resigns as Middle East peace envoy

Funny story: Tony Blair resigns as Middle East peace envoy

The former Labour prime minister was appointed as one of a Quartet of powerbrokers to represent the United States of America, United Nations, Russia and the European Union in the Middle East after leaving Downing Street in 2007. Amid a constant ho...

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GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

WASHINGTON -- Republican leaders are engaging in a bit of their own "March Madness" in criticizing President Obama for picking the number one ranked and undefeated Kentucky Wildcats to win the NCAA men's basketball championship instead of GOP favorit...

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John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and Benjamin Netanyahu Caught In Sexual Congress

Funny story: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and Benjamin Netanyahu Caught In Sexual Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Security guards at the Capitol on Tuesday found Rep. John Boehner, Sen. Mitch McConnell, and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu having sexual congress in one of its bathrooms, only minutes before the Prime Minister of Israel gave his...

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Netan-YAHOO Confuses The American Congress With American Idol

Funny story: Netan-YAHOO Confuses The American Congress With American Idol

The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President Obama but rather by Speaker of the House John Boehner, a breach of normal U.S. international protocol unless of course you want to piss off the President and...

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Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his amb...

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ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

Funny story: ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

President Bareass Obummer is "hotter than a steaming pile of sh*t," according to Beltway insiders. "He's absolutely fuming!" What has the presidential bowels in such an uproar? Speaker of the House John Boner had the "audacity" to invite Israel...

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Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

The UN Council, sick of the never ending strife in Israel between the Jews and the Arabs, came up with a novel idea for mediating a lasting truce. They employed Buddhists to act as peacekeepers. The Buddhist faith, probably among the most peaceful of any of the earthly religions, emphasizes tolerance, good will and understanding as its most important virtues. The UN high council members thought...

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All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

Funny story: All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

ISRAEL - Israeli officials were caught in a revealing lie late last month as the country celebrated the Jewish New Year. Shortly after declaring the most popular boy's name in Israel to be "Yosef", the interior ministry was forced to concede that the...

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