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Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...
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Funny story: Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'. The Cancun doc...
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Funny story: IS snuff movie paraphernalia ads spam Saudi Justice Ministry website

IS snuff movie paraphernalia ads spam Saudi Justice Ministry website

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Hundreds of pop-up ads for sex torture instruments have plastered the website promoting Jihadis' favorite snuff movie props. The array of decapitation, amputation and flogging must-haves appeared as Islamic State fanatics re...
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Funny story: Sabotage suspected as 3m self-assembly speakers' chairs flummox Iran National Consultative Assembly

Sabotage suspected as 3m self-assembly speakers' chairs flummox Iran National Consultative Assembly

Tehran - IS Jihadis are in the frame for a suspected hoax wrought on the hapless Iranian official in charge of national procurement, 'excluding hookers'. The deception has sent Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny Jr squealing to the dog house about his pur...
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Funny story: Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...
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Funny story: Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...
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Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...
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Funny story: Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

London - The Queen is not amused to learn that dozens of her slave labor peons have legged it to Syria where the Islamic State national minimum weekly wage is two Kalashnikovs and five hundred squid. It means there is no longer anybody available...
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Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...
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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...
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Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
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Funny story: Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay. Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled...
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Funny story: ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...
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Funny story: Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the...
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Funny story: CIA cryptographers reveal Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's botched sex change op

CIA cryptographers reveal Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's botched sex change op

Langley, VA - Specialist code breakers at USA's Spook Central have uncovered what might be the complex psychological reason behind Islamic State Caliph's psychotic rants. They say Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was born with two sets of genitals - one male,...
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Funny story: President Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL

President Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. In a widely anticipated, 933-minute speech, Obama said he would authorize 27 strikes on ISIL positions on Thursday, 21 strikes o...
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Funny story: Save the world, o ye Hulagu Khan

Save the world, o ye Hulagu Khan

Thank you ISIS! Thank you for candidly showing your true face to your believers in Iraq and elsewhere. Unfortunately your staunch followers, despite their ancestors' crystal clear warnings, have refused to know you as you are-for 14 centuries, as of 7th century constantly, with no letup. I admit: You are truly die-hard to the core; a phoenix or rather a Dracula. Humanity repeatedly cast you into h...
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