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Funny story: Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to "engage with the moderate homosexual community," in order to ensure that gay people do not cause any more "chaos, subversion and aesthetic terrorism." As a Conservative,...
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Funny story: Grover Norquist - "I am not, nor have I ever been a Muslim"

Grover Norquist - "I am not, nor have I ever been a Muslim"

I meet Grover Norquist on a bustling Friday morning at an unassuming coffee shop in the D.C. suburb of Georgetown. A member of the NRA board of directors, he's an intelligent, well spoken man who meets me with a hearty handshake and a greeting of "God is great". Immediately launching into attack mode, he is highly critical of those who he says have tried to "assassinate" his character as o...
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Funny story: And Here Are The News Headlines

And Here Are The News Headlines

"Ebola could yet spread to the West", warns Sierra Leone doctor. 8,000 dead so far in that region. Israel is on the brink of an all-out war with Lebanon's Hezbollah that may drag other regions in the Middle East into the conflict. North Korea t...
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Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.
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Funny story: Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...
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Funny story: Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

The UN Council, sick of the never ending strife in Israel between the Jews and the Arabs, came up with a novel idea for mediating a lasting truce. They employed Buddhists to act as peacekeepers. The Buddhist faith, probably among the most peaceful of any of the earthly religions, emphasizes tolerance, good will and understanding as its most important virtues. The UN high council members thought...
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Funny story: Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

RAMALLAH, WEST BANK ----- Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has declared his intention to have all Palestinians convert to Judaism. In a press conference on Wednesday, Abbas decried the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "What has seventy ye...
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Funny story: Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
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Funny story: Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

In the city of Lucknow, India which is part Islamic and part Hindu, a Hindu father and his family watched three hours of junk on television Monday, became angry at the violence and language and proceeded to grab up the television while his son was or...
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Funny story: The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...
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Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...
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Funny story: Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

The angry riots throughout North Africa and the Middle East over an anti-Islamic movie have sparked intense discussion about American foreign policy and the limits of freedom of speech and religion. While the violent reactions of some extremist group...
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Funny story: Middle Eastern Blues

Middle Eastern Blues

As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...
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Funny story: Islamic Volleyball announced as new Olympic Sport for 2020

Islamic Volleyball announced as new Olympic Sport for 2020

Following on from the introduction of Beach Volleyball in the Atlanta 1996 Games, the next evolution of Volleyball is to be recognised in the 2020 Olympic Games. The increasingly popular sport of Beach Volleyball originated in Santa Monica, Calif...
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Funny story: Atheists to work religious holidays

Atheists to work religious holidays

David Cameron has announced that all atheists will not automatically receive religious themed holidays from 2012. Following bilge from evolutionist crackpot Richard Dawkins, who claims Cameron is not a genuine Christian, Cameron has retaliated by...
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Funny story: Richard Dawkins Converts To Islam

Richard Dawkins Converts To Islam

In recent years Richard Dawkins has made a mark for himself as the world's foremost atheist and evolutionary evangelist, however it has come to light that the formerly staunch critic of religion has now undergone a full conversion to Islam. "In re...
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The second part of our 'Beginners' series looks at the wide, and often confusing, world of religion. From the very dawn of time, man has been seeking the truth's to many of the questions of his own existence. In his quest for knowledge and understanding he often turns to religion. From the all powerful Gods that dictate how this great world was created to codes with which to live ones life b...
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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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