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I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Funny story: I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...

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Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

Funny story: Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...

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Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

Funny story: Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

London UK - A living relative of Henry Smyth, a metaphysical alchemist, who occupied the house next to Sir Isaac Newton's home on Cameron Lane claims his ancestors discovered gravity. The distant relative has a journal page written by his forbear dat...

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Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

Funny story: Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

A scout troop from Blackpool set out to show Newton's law of motion in action. According to the law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the example used in modern day science books would be alien to Sir Isaac, it is stated t...

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Historian Disproves Newton's Apple Theorem

Funny story: Historian Disproves Newton's Apple Theorem

A leading academic yesterday dismissed the commonly held belief that Sir Isaac Newton formulated his theory of gravity after being struck on the head by an apple as "absolute fucking crap." Professor Hienk Hungrossen of Reading University said,"It...

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Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

Funny story: Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...

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