Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin.
Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate.
The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...
London - Curators at London's Museum of Natural Hystery have unveiled a meteorite artefuct that once adorned the prow of a spacecraft flown to Earth by Nazi extraterrestrials.
The 24cm-long 10kg statue of 'Irony Man' warrior is carved from a rare...
Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...
Following the success of the original "Iron Man" movie release by Marvel Entertainment in 2007, a bold step was taken towards expanding their female fan base in conjunction with the video distribution hitting the streets this Fall.
"In my Chemistry exam, one of the questions was 'Prove the Iron Man is a woman?'
That's a hard question to answer I thought, until all of a sudden the solution hit me like a bolt from the blue!
Iron = Fe
Man = Male
Therefore, Iron Man = Female.
Now that's Irony for you!"...
Sources revealed yesterday that the department of defense is exploring the use of comic book technology as a viable alternative for the difficult and unconventional war on terror.
New comic cinema hit Iron Man has been outsourced to Asia because of the exorbitant cost of iron production in US iron works due to ironworkers' union contracts.
(New York) The Loews Cinema in Times Square was thrown into a state of turmoil during a special midnight screening of Iron Man when a person believed to be an attractive woman was spotted among the crowd of single overweight male moviegoers.
At 72, Hightower leads the fight against agism. Say "Iron Man," and Marvel Comic fans automatically assume you're referring to Tony Starks from the Avengers crew. But unlike the superhero, 72-year old Geritol Hightower didn't need a shrapnel wound to the chest nor did he have to sell out to the Vietnam Communist party to become Iron Man.
IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.
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