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Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

Funny story: Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

New York - The Bosnian tramp at the core of widely discredited sex video smears against footballer David Beckham has yet to reveal her Daily $mearer interview fee. However her red top rant published today daubing Dominique Strauss-Kahn a 'rough an...

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Beckam hooker's sex romp vid 'worth a helluva lot more than £16 million defamation writ'

Funny story: Beckam hooker's sex romp vid 'worth a helluva lot more than £16 million defamation writ'

New York - (Reuterus): "Never ever play your trump card until the beast is well and truly hooked," NY defamation lawyers commented today in the Irma Nici libel case. A 'wild card' may be that rump - er, trump! - after a webcam recording of a three...

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Bosnian Hooker Irma Nici Served With Writ In NYC By Beckham Mafia

Funny story: Bosnian Hooker Irma Nici Served With Writ In NYC By Beckham Mafia

The Beckham Mafia finally caught up with Bosnian hooker Irma Nici last night after tracking her down to a Manhattan hotel, and boy did they serve her a writ. As Nici tried to flee in a 4x4, a prominent member, a 'made man' out of the Beckham Mafia...

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Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

Funny story: Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

The hunt is on for self proclaimed love Goddess, Irma Nici - who claimed that David Beckham had shelled out a fistful of readies for a night of pash in NYC. Becks has really let the dogs out on this one - an army of lawyers scouring the planet in...

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Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

Funny story: Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

London - (Reuterus): The slanted shiny black paint jobs are suddenly sliming across the foreheads of alleged David Beckham hooker Irma Nici and Wayne Rooney whore Jenny Thompson. Like twin gastropod molluscs of the genus arion ater the terrifying...

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Sixty-nine David Beckham stunt doubles have copper-bottomed alibis

Funny story: Sixty-nine David Beckham stunt doubles have copper-bottomed alibis

London - (Reuterus): This morning's headcount of professional Beckham impersonators and stunt doubles has produced a squeaky-clean sheet. Rippling six-pack hunk Andy Harmer - renowned for his ball-handling skills as featured in Sky One's LA with t...

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Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

Funny story: Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems...

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New York hooker Irma Nici reckons Beckham 'pleasured himself with Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

Funny story: New York hooker Irma Nici reckons Beckham 'pleasured himself with Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

New York - (Reuterus): The $10,000-a-pop US hooker claims she bedded footballer David Beckham in a three-way shagathon at Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien Hotel. In an in-depth interview with celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag Irma Nici said the forme...

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