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Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...
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Funny story: U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...
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Funny story: Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

BLARNEY, IRELAND - With only one month until Lá Fhéile Pádraig, leprechauns are gearing up for their annual vacation day off. For 364 days a year they are humbler cobblers, but on March 17th, St. Patrick's Day, they are allowed to descend on the wor...
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Funny story: Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...
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Funny story: Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Dublin - Irish Senate leader Maurice Cummins is considering the proposition after leading gay rights activist Senator David Norris claimed Fine Gael member Regina Doherty was 'talking out of her fanny' about, er, stuff. It means the Greek isle fam...
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Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

New Ross, Ireland - Superstitious members of the Kennedy clan beware; a memorial flame commemorating the 50th anniversary of President John F Kennedy's visit to Ireland has suddenly blown out just daze after being lit by former First Daughter Caroli...
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Funny story: President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

FERMANAGH, Ireland - The 39th edition of The G8 Summit Meeting was recently held in the beautiful country of Ireland, the land where Irish Spring Soap was born. According to The Irish Eyes News Agency some of the major topics that were discussed b...
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Funny story: O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown

O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown

Patrick O'Malley, founder, President, Teller, Receptionist and Cleaner of O'Malley's Bank in McGillmara, Ireland, has demanded a financial bailout from the European Union. Without an immediate injection of cash the bank will collapse and take the...
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Funny story: Growing economic hard times have Irish little people community scared for their lives, gold

Growing economic hard times have Irish little people community scared for their lives, gold

Many members of Ireland's little people community are scared tonight. There has been a dramatic and sudden rise of kidnapping amongst the little people community in Ireland during these economic hard times. Moody's Investors Service on Tuesday dow...
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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...
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Funny story: Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

A bonanza is about to hit the Emerald Isles that will be as huge as the Yukon Gold Rush and the Euro invasion put together(?). Oil, billions of barrels of the stuff is about to be pumped from Barryroe Oilfield into Europe via Great Britain making...
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Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.
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Funny story: Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Moldova 0 England 5 Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines. I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova. Scotland 0 Serbia 0 Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games. He was wrong.
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Funny story: Cardinal Seán Brady Asks Irish Catholics to Protest Abortion by Avoiding Eggs

Cardinal Seán Brady Asks Irish Catholics to Protest Abortion by Avoiding Eggs

Cardinal Seán Brady of Ireland has issued a statement urging Catholics to forgo the consumption of eggs on Fridays in an act of protest against the introduction of abortion in Ireland. According to the Cardinal, the consumed egg - whether boiled,...
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Funny story: Shannon Airport's US Emigration Facilities "Cause Concern." Apparently.

Shannon Airport's US Emigration Facilities "Cause Concern." Apparently.

The future of pre-clearance US emigration facilities at Shannon Airport, Ireland, is causing concern. UK Irish community newspaper The Irish World reports this week: "It comes amid reports that the US Department of Homeland Security is set to redu...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

In recent genealogical revelations first lady Michelle Robinson Obama has been tied to an Irish immigrant named Andrew Shields who fought in the Revolutionary War after becoming a citizen of the slave owning state of Georgia. Exhausting investig...
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Funny story: Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

The world's friendliest people, the Irish, are no longer the world's friendliest people after a survey revealed that the Scottish are more friendly. "We have been sending the Scottish people on a friendliness course," said Hamish Bacon, Scottish F...
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Funny story: "Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Sports News is delighted to announce that Senior Entertainment and Gossip columnist, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been temporarily seconded to SSN, and that she's encouraging every red blooded Englishman to get right behind the Irish in the...
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