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Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...

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Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other's throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless con...

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EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Funny story: EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...

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Irish fighting mad over pub closing

RUB-A-DUB-DUBLIN, IRELAND, THE EMERALD ISLE -- Oil Can Mary's, a popular pub in Rub-a-Dub-Dublin's gay district, has been closed "until further notice," an act that has enraged the establishment's regular patrons. "Two micks are killed, and I have...

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England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

Funny story: England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

Even with theIr football team facing an early exit from the World Cup, the English are celebrating a comfortable triumph at the World Cup of Smugness. With England creating more smug bastards per square mile than any other country in the world by...

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Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...

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U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Funny story: U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...

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Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

Funny story: Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

BLARNEY, IRELAND - With only one month until Lá Fhéile Pádraig, leprechauns are gearing up for their annual vacation day off. For 364 days a year they are humbler cobblers, but on March 17th, St. Patrick's Day, they are allowed to descend on the wor...

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Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

Funny story: Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...

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Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Funny story: Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Dublin - Irish Senate leader Maurice Cummins is considering the proposition after leading gay rights activist Senator David Norris claimed Fine Gael member Regina Doherty was 'talking out of her fanny' about, er, stuff. It means the Greek isle fam...

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Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

New Ross, Ireland - Superstitious members of the Kennedy clan beware; a memorial flame commemorating the 50th anniversary of President John F Kennedy's visit to Ireland has suddenly blown out just daze after being lit by former First Daughter Caroli...

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President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

Funny story: President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

FERMANAGH, Ireland - The 39th edition of The G8 Summit Meeting was recently held in the beautiful country of Ireland, the land where Irish Spring Soap was born. According to The Irish Eyes News Agency some of the major topics that were discussed b...

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O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown

Patrick O'Malley, founder, President, Teller, Receptionist and Cleaner of O'Malley's Bank in McGillmara, Ireland, has demanded a financial bailout from the European Union. Without an immediate injection of cash the bank will collapse and take the...

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Growing economic hard times have Irish little people community scared for their lives, gold

Many members of Ireland's little people community are scared tonight. There has been a dramatic and sudden rise of kidnapping amongst the little people community in Ireland during these economic hard times. Moody's Investors Service on Tuesday dow...

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North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...

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Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

Funny story: Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

A bonanza is about to hit the Emerald Isles that will be as huge as the Yukon Gold Rush and the Euro invasion put together(?). Oil, billions of barrels of the stuff is about to be pumped from Barryroe Oilfield into Europe via Great Britain making...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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