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Funny story: Iran in Millwall buy out bid shocker

Iran in Millwall buy out bid shocker

It's official! Iranian President and despot Achmad Amadinnerbap has approached South Londoner's Millwall F.C in a possible buyout and takeover, for the massive price of two pie and mash. The shock announcement sent ripples of dismay around Ber...
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Funny story: Iranian soldier's nightmare at hands of Brit sailors

Iranian soldier's nightmare at hands of Brit sailors

AN IRANIAN soldier ordered to look after one of the 15 British sailors and marines captured in the Shatt al-Arab waterway, has told of the abuse he suffered at the hands of the prisoners during their two-weeks in captivity.
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Funny story: Released British sailors spark rhetoric war with Iran

Released British sailors spark rhetoric war with Iran

Upon the release by Tehran last Thursday of 15 UK armed forces personnel held captive for 13 days for allegedly violating Iran's territorial waters, a spokesperson for the British government claimed that their "confessions" broadcast on...
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Funny story: Iranians forced me to wear unflattering striped shirt claims former hostage Faye Turney

Iranians forced me to wear unflattering striped shirt claims former hostage Faye Turney

It has now been nearly a week since the 15 sailors captured by the Iranians for allegedly trespassing in their waters were released, amid the lavish grandstanding of the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and relief of families and loved ones of t...
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Funny story: Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

A bidding war has begun after the Ministry of Defence last week gave the green light to the 15 Royal Navy personnel captured in Iranian waters, to sell their stories to the media.
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Funny story: Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Millionaire sailor Faye Turney has revealed how she was separated from her colleagues, forced to strip to her panties and stockings and sleep on a small King Charles Spaniel during her "nightmare in Tehran".
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Funny story: Iran seeks goodwill over captives

Iran seeks goodwill over captives

Iran's ambassador to London has said Britain should respond "in a positive way" to the release of the 15 Royal Navy personnel held for 13 days.
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Funny story: Kidnapped Servicemen were Game Show Contestants

Kidnapped Servicemen were Game Show Contestants

Iran has continued to deny that the sailors and marines it apprehended from a British vessel were ever hostages, as alleged by US President George Bush over the weekend, insisting that all fifteen were part of a reality television sh...
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Funny story: Suspicion about Fifteen Servicemen Released by Iran

Suspicion about Fifteen Servicemen Released by Iran

Questions are being asked about the return of the fifteen British sailors and marines recently released by their Iranian hostage takers. The fifteen, have all grown beards, developed an olive complexion, shrunk by several inches and converted to Isla...
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Funny story: Blair gives Life Peerages to Iranian captors of Royal Navy hostages

Blair gives Life Peerages to Iranian captors of Royal Navy hostages

Tehran - (Ass Press): In a reciprocal gesture of realpolitik UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has awarded Life Peerages to the Iranian gunboat crew members who captured fifteen Royal Navy sailors who have been held hostage in Tehran for almost a fortight.
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Funny story: Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

The UK's largest electrical retailers, Curry's, today admitted that Sat Nav sets sold to the Royal Navy "may have been a bit iffy". However, the high street giant refused to take the blame for the diplomatic crisis with Iran that h...
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Funny story: Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Drowning Street - (Disaster Press): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today the next 48 hours are crucial to save him, his gargoyle wife Cherie and the entire Labour Party from the gallows.
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Funny story: Bush Announces New Diplomatic Initiative

Bush Announces New Diplomatic Initiative

The White House announced today that President Bush has decided to take a Lesson from History and Establish "Normalicys" with Iran...
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Funny story: Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Ira...
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Funny story: Crap headscarf business riles Royal Navy hostage into demanding shampoo

Crap headscarf business riles Royal Navy hostage into demanding shampoo

Tehran Hilton - (Ass Mess): Leading Seawoman Faye Turney has defied her fundamentalist Iranian captors and demanded shampoo as an alternative to wearing a dodgy black scarf to hide her greasy tresses.
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Funny story: Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

LONDON--Prime Minister Tony Blair said Friday that he has asked Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man to help negotiate the release of 15 British detainees in Iran.
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Funny story: Tony Blair Sends Petulant Note To Iran Over Captured Spies

Tony Blair Sends Petulant Note To Iran Over Captured Spies

LONDON (Reuters) - Tony Blair sent a petulant personal note to Iran on Friday begging for the release of the 15 captured British spies seized in Iranian waters.
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Funny story: Iran says sailor will not be fed if Britain creates a 'fuss'

Iran says sailor will not be fed if Britain creates a 'fuss'

Iran dramatically raised the stakes today in its stand-off with the UK over the seizure of 15 Royal Navy personnel in the Gulf, saying that it had no intention of feeding a female sailor if Britain created a "fuss".
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