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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...
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Funny story:  Sixty nine Iranian terrorists discovered hiding under Queen's dressing gown

Sixty nine Iranian terrorists discovered hiding under Queen's dressing gown

London, UK - A secret sleeper cell of suspected Iranians was found in the Queen's bedchamber today as police launched a new hunt for Lockerbie clues stuffed inside the royal knickers circa 1987. First up was a moody Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny, chi...
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Funny story:  As The World Reels From the Ukraine,  Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
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Funny story:  Iranian Warship Off The Coast of Italy Pelted With Pizzas

Iranian Warship Off The Coast of Italy Pelted With Pizzas

SIDERNO, Italy - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that the townspeople of the coastal city of Siderno are not a happy group of folks these days. It seems that ever since an Iranian warship showed up off the coast a few days ago there has b...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Clan to Move to Iran

Duck Dynasty Clan to Move to Iran

Phil Robertson, star of the reality TV show Duck Dynasty, said today that the whole Robertson clan will move to the nation of Iran. "We just think we'll be more comfortable there" he said. "They're not right-wing fundamentalist Christians like us,...
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Funny story:  Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...
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Funny story:  Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Iran's attempt to become the Las Vegas of the east is not impressive, said Charles Dickens's David Copperfield this morning. "The 150 trillion Iranian Rial "different monkey illusion" is, to be brutally honest fucking boring, said Paul Dalziel and De...
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Funny story:  Gibraltar suspects Iran of missile monkey business

Gibraltar suspects Iran of missile monkey business

Iran is testing out liquid fuelled rockets using stolen Gibraltar monkeys it is claimed. "The monkeys are being smuggled out in large cigarette boxes" said the military commander of Gibraltar. "Our monkeys are very clever and could easily be trai...
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Funny story:  Netanyahu in sheep's clothing meets Rouhani in wolf's clothing with Secretary Kerry descending

Netanyahu in sheep's clothing meets Rouhani in wolf's clothing with Secretary Kerry descending

Intelligence sources have just revealed an upcoming meeting of Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel and President Rouhani of Iran at an undisclosed location somewhere in the deserts of the middle east. This top secret meeting will also be attended b...
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Funny story:  Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

New York - Despite his immense confidence that they'll never take him 'dead or alive' Tony B Liar's Faith Foundation was rocked to the core today as Interpol began a systematic trawl of all his known bullshitting outlets. Top of the list are outre...
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Funny story:  Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

In a town hall meeting here in the belly of the old Confederacy Senator Grahamnesty is all for making war against Syria to diminish its pharmaceutical industry and assist the rebels who have been stuck in a three-year humanitarian mission with Presid...
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Funny story:  Iran vice cops in crackdown on 'uranium 'ore':  reports

Iran vice cops in crackdown on 'uranium 'ore': reports

Tehran - The nation's dreaded Mutaween police have raided a site whose name translates loosely as a 'nuclear brothel' amid TV headlines about the discovery of uranium 'ore. Hardline Sharia Law enforcers swooped this morning on a southern coastal a...
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Funny story:  Faux Pas as Iran ambassador is caught on video 'high-fiving' female German MP

Faux Pas as Iran ambassador is caught on video 'high-fiving' female German MP

Claudia Roth, the leader of the Germany Green Party and Iran's ambassador to Berlin were left stretching for explanations after video footage emerged of the two apparently "high-fiving" each other at a conference. Claudia Roth has been a frequent...
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Funny story:  World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian

World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian

Fifty six year-old American space chimp Bobo says that the simian astronaut that was allegedly sent into orbit by Iran is not the hairiest of all time. "That record doesn't even go to me," he said, "but to a guy called Shepherd B. Armstrong." It...
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Funny story:  Iran Sends Neanderthal Into Outer Space

Iran Sends Neanderthal Into Outer Space

Teheran, Iran-- The Iranian government shocked the world today by launching a Neanderthal man into orbit. The hairy hominid circled the earth four times before making a successful splashdown in the Persian Gulf. No reason was given for the bizarr...
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Funny story:  PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...
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Funny story:  US Pasta A Hit In Iran

US Pasta A Hit In Iran

Pasta made in the United States is going down very well in Iran according to news media outlets, with Iranian supermarkets and grocery stores signing an 8 year deal to ensure that US made pasta stays in the country for the foreseeable future. Acco...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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