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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Drops Out of The GOP Race and Says That The Alleged Matt Damon Sex Tapes Were Not The Reason

Michele Bachmann Drops Out of The GOP Race and Says That The Alleged Matt Damon Sex Tapes Were Not The Reason

DES MOINES, Iowa - After being on the political campaign trail for 205 days and 205 nights Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has announced that she is suspending her GOP presidential run. Bachmann speaking before a crowd estimated to be 91...
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Funny story: Santorum Celebrates Caucus Win with 2 Week Old Chicken Fetus

Santorum Celebrates Caucus Win with 2 Week Old Chicken Fetus

Rick Santorum, gitty from last night's Caucus win in Iowa asks a local farmer to provide him a chicken fetus to sing songs to and cuddle over night in hotel room. J.R. McDonald, 92 yrs old Northern Iowa farmer, was taken aback at first when Rick m...
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Funny story: Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Mitt Romney's Mormon Holy Quest to lock down the 2012 Republican presidential nomination was sharply undercut this morning when eight Iowans who had apparently participated in caucus while under the influence of various dance club substances woke up...
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Funny story: RuPaul Wins Iowa Caucus

RuPaul Wins Iowa Caucus

Ames, IA-- Drag-queen RuPaul has won the Iowa Caucus in one of the greatest upsets in political history! The colorful gender bender has never visited Iowa and wasn't even on the ballot until yesterday. "I thought I was voting for Ron Paul!" said...
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Funny story: "Expect Flying Saucer Attack If I Lose Iowa!" Promises Newt Gingrich

"Expect Flying Saucer Attack If I Lose Iowa!" Promises Newt Gingrich

Ames, Iowa-- Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich says there will be trouble if he doesn't win the Iowa caucus. The strange ex-congressman from Georgia was spotted yesterday walking down the street by himself, and having a long conversati...
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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: Kim Jong Un Will Not Make A Good Presidential Candidate

Michelle Bachmann: Kim Jong Un Will Not Make A Good Presidential Candidate

In response to Kim Jong Un's sudden surge in the Iowa Causus polls, Michele Bachmann has come out swinging against the North Korean. "I don't believe than Mr. Un will make a good Republican presidential candidate," she declared at her daily noon...
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Funny story: Poll: Kim Jong-Un To Win Iowa Caucas

Poll: Kim Jong-Un To Win Iowa Caucas

The January 1, 2012 New York Times/Gallup Political Poll has announced that if the Iowa Caucuses were held today the most likely winner would be North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un. The Poll pitted the routine Republican gaggle of Presidential "w...
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Funny story: GOP Frontrunner Revolving Door an Intentional Strategy

GOP Frontrunner Revolving Door an Intentional Strategy

DES MOINES - An email exchange between Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, and Matt Strawn, Iowa GOP chairman, leaked to the press on Friday revealed that the GOP frontrunner see-saw in Iowa has been orchestrated as an...
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Funny story: Iowa Caucus Results Due in Nine Months

Iowa Caucus Results Due in Nine Months

DESMOINES, Iowa - After months, of thousands upon thousands of volunteers wandering around the State of Iowa, officials expect to add at least 10,000 new caucusers come late summer and early fall of 2008.Apparently, these volunteers who went door t...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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