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Dragons' Den New Boy Touker Suleyman Actually Backs Something

Funny story: Dragons' Den New Boy Touker Suleyman Actually Backs Something

Dragons' Den new addition, Touker Suleyman, yesterday shocked viewers by actually liking an idea and parting with some cash. The Dragons' newest addition was under suspicion of not actually having any money, due to his constant, scathing dismissal...

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Inflation Has Pushed Price of "Your Thoughts" to 9.5 Cents: Most Thoughts Not Worth The Investment

Funny story: Inflation Has Pushed Price of "Your Thoughts" to 9.5 Cents: Most Thoughts Not Worth The Investment

Wall Street - Economic inflation has pushed the price of "your thoughts" to nine and a half cents ($0.095) and most investment experts agree that it is usually an extremely bad investment yielding not only no actual positive return, but it has the po...

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Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

Funny story: Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

The Conservative party have sanctioned the creation of bank notes that safely and silently self-destruct when they are invested into banks or Network Rail but cause more destruction than a starved hyena in a baby ward when invested into Job Seekers A...

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Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Funny story: Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers of UK High Street Banks are increasingly reporting their unease about the recent trend for banks to demonstrate excessive goodwill and courtesy towards customers. 'I only dropped into Nat West to use the cashpoint,' said one customer. 'O...

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Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

Funny story: Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...

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Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout

Funny story: Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout

New York City - The collective IQ of Wall Street executives has dropped below the mental retardation level for the first time ever, prompting the Federal Reserve to impose the "too dumb to fall" provisions of the Barney Frank Act. Implementing a s...

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Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Funny story: Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Nigerian business man Prince Nwadala-Al-Homonym has lambasted the British for being too sceptical. "I had thirty million American dollars that I wanted to invest in a reliable British company," said Nwadala-Al-Homonym. "I made this money quite abo...

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Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

Funny story: Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

An announcement about a huge hike in the cost of posting a letter seems imminent, with charges for a second class letter going up to around 55 pence and first class possibly exceeding 70 pence. This will see postal charges going up by more than 50%.

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'Reverse Bonus Checks' Drain Wall Street Bank Accounts

Funny story: 'Reverse Bonus Checks' Drain Wall Street Bank Accounts

New York -- The global economic crisis has finally caught up with Wall Street insiders who triggered it. They are discovering that their traditional year-end compensation is lowering the balance on their bank accounts, rather than raising it. "The...

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Stock Markets Rise on Reports of Imminent Stock Market Rise

Stock markets rallied this week after Bloomberg news ran a story of an imminent stock market rise. The original source of the story was Elvis Yeung, regular contributor to the Bloomberg channel and investment analyst for Texas based S.F. Prophecy &am...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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