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Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Funny story: Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...

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Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

Funny story: Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

The Pentagon and the NSA are in a fury over the growing independence movement in Cascadia. Cascadia which is regarded by many as the Scotland of North America. Cascadia is nestled in the Pacific Northwest from the redwoods of California and north...

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FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...

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Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...

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U.S. Special Forces Command Deploys Sports Illustrated Bikini Unit with Great Impact

Funny story: U.S. Special Forces Command Deploys Sports Illustrated Bikini Unit with Great Impact

Crimea- Through a Top Secret Ops mission, U.S. Special Forces struck a blow for Ukrainian sovereignty by landing a superbly-equipped bikini unit, composed of current and past Sports Illustrated models. It took literally no time at all for the Russ...

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Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

Funny story: Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...

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President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obummer is finding that his pen and his 'phone do not have the effect that he desires in matters of foreign diplomacy. In writing, Obummer has warned Russian president Vladimir Putin, known to his former KGB...

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The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

Funny story: The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...

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Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

Funny story: Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Bolivian President Montero Santa-Cantina is said to be very upset with the recent threats made by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un which were directed at his country. Kim Jong Un remarked that he is prepared to invade the South Am...

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Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...

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Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

Funny story: Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

DAMASCUS, Syria - Word coming out of the Syrian Desert is that the Syrian government has decided to cancel its planned invasion of Scotland. A spokesperson for the Syrian government Yamadin Hashiki, 40, stated that after going over the financial s...

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Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG, North Korea - According to North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, Kim Jong Un has contacted the Danish government and stated that he would like to purchase the two nuclear weapons that they have just developed. The North Ko...

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Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

Funny story: Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

In the Illinois city of Moline, "The Friendly City on the Banks of the Mississippi River", a ravaged deer carcass was found in the 4400 block of 34th Avenue . Maverick wild game trapper Bob Qwent is certain it's a wolf attack. "Only wolves kill like...

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Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama. Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in...

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Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

Funny story: Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

ZAGREB, Croatia - The government of Croatia has just released a military news bulletin. The bulletin states that their planned invasion of Japan has been cancelled indefinitely. A spokesperson for the Croatian government identified as Kovlovin...

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Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Funny story: Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...

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Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

Funny story: Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.

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ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Funny story: ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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