QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country.
The rumorous rumor is believed to...
DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea.
First reports of the invasion have come from coastal New Zealand communities via tweets such as #beachedwhale 'Australia is attacking! We're invaded as bro!'.
Ever get the creepy feeling that someone is watching you when your in you house? Ever wonder if the Big Brother paranoia was more than just paranoia? Ever feel like technology could be used for evil purposes?
Well it appears your worries and fears...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Retired general Stanley McChrystal, who led the Obama administration's "surge" strategy in 2009, shared with the Council on Foreign Relations a harsh truth that sounded like an old song: America don't know much about history.
"We...
BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt.
President Calm...
Following a protest in Korea, the country looks set to invade... itself.
In shocking events recently, Korean spokespeople revealed "We hate ourselves so much we're going to bomb the crap out of our military bases!"
Threats that this will weaken...
America is still reeling today due to an all out attack from its worst enemy ever, itself.
Poor old lady liberty got kicked in the pants by an aggressor it couldn't hope to fight off, following a computer related communication mishap that saw tro...
The United States intends to send troops into Heaven, in a move to prevent terrorists from operating there. Called Operation Free Heaven, the top-secret plan, conceived during the Bush administration but never carried out, is gaining momentum in high...
It has been reported that part of Germany accidentally spilled over the border with Poland last week, covering over 10 square miles of Polish territory.
"It's all rather embarrassing, and we're terribly sorry" said German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Television presenter and historian Dan Snow has launched a daring invasion of Europe to coincide with Adolf Hitler's birthday. Snow rescued stranded holiday makers at Dunkirk, took them back to Britain and then landed at Normandy with a crack unit ma...
The US administration were struggling to explain how one of its largest armoured divisions had completely razed the Iranian capital, despite the official line still being that diplomacy was the sole agenda with Iran. In an emergency address to the na...
CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010.
When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...
Canadian prime minister Steven Harper met with president Obama in Washington this week to encourage the American president to invade Canada this summer.
Unlike other countries that are concerned about a US invasion, Canada relies heavily on the US...
Along with NASA's unprecedented announcement today that water has been discovered on the moon, came a joint press release from the Department of Homeland Security: The moon has been proliferating nuclear weapons, as well as harboring terrorists, and...
The United Kingdom, which has endured invasions by Romans, William the Conqueror, Vikings, and successfully resisted Adolf Hitler's blitz, has finally been trampled down. By Siberian Chipmunks.
The pesky little critters have the usually plucky Bri...
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - The Tennessee Office of Tourism has intercepted an email sent to a Wi Poo Fung, owner of Wi Poo Fung's Cleaners in downtown Chattanooga, "We No Clean It Too Good - You No Pay, Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey?"
The email states that...
Reports coming in this evening state that German tanks are flooding into neighbouring Poland at an unprecedented rate.
The current invasion stems apparently from Polish migrant workers who upon returning home have taken a keen interest in tropical...