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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Space - A long range camera fixed to the Rosetta craft's Philae Lander has snapped Buzz Aldrin on board the ISS taking a surreptitious dump. NASA's famous spaceman and his pal Neil Armstrong were captured peeing out of the ISS saloon bar porthole...
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Funny story: Cool Ant Leaks From International Space Station, Major Evacuation Under Way

Cool Ant Leaks From International Space Station, Major Evacuation Under Way

The Cosmos - Space paleoentomologists (WTF dat? 'Ed') at NASA's insect fossil cloning division are studying reports that a species of glacier ant indigenous to comets has gummed up the works in the International Space Station. Close-ups of a colon...
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Funny story: Comet Lovejoy in near miss with International Space Station

Comet Lovejoy in near miss with International Space Station

The Cosmos - Astronauts aboard the ISS were carrying out a critical damage assessment after part of Comet Lovejoy C/2014 Q2 struck the Station's septic tank and sent six months' of space shit into the Quadrantids shower. Emergency works to the ta...
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Funny story: Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...
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Funny story: $100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

$100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

Mojave Desert, California - Bankrolled by a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund Trekkies Richard Branson's SpaceShipTwo exploded during a test fright over the Mojave Desert this morning. The $100m craft blew up unexpectedly just daze after NASA's In...
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Funny story: Blue Peter To Catapult Food Parcels To Space Station

Blue Peter To Catapult Food Parcels To Space Station

Barni, Rustle and Radsy, Blue Petre presenters have today made a catapult out of Cornflake boxes to supply the astronauts on the International Space Station with food. The supply rocket exploded leaving the crew without food and although Russian f...
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Funny story: Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Space, the Final Affrontiere - Up to half a dozen Russian space men will be getting the boot this weekend amid Starfleet suspicions their Klingon credentials are a pile of Romulan crap. An executive order signed by United Federation of Planets com...
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Funny story: Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

NASA is continuing to neither officially confirm nor deny reports that its astronauts on board the International Space Station have become intoxicated on marijuana fumes which have gathered in the upper stratosphere between the station's orbit and De...
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Funny story: NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit. "It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...
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Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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Funny story: Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA's International Space Station on Christmas Eve had a few choice words about their employers. "I thought once you had a government job you never had to work on holidays again. Bull%&$#!!!...
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Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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Funny story: Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

In theory it sounded great. Build a talking robot (name = Kirobo) to keep a Japanese astronaut company on the International Space Station. Read about it here on BBC News . But onlookers aren't sure things will work out as planned. The problem? K...
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Funny story: Space diaper leak halts ISS spacewalk

Space diaper leak halts ISS spacewalk

Space - A dangerous water leak in an International Space Station astronaut's helmet turned out to be a faulty diaper 'payload' according to a NASA statement tonight. So severe was the flooding that a planned 45-minute debut spacewalk outside the S...
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Funny story: Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Space - "Luckily the salon had just completed its last anal bleaching job," ISS spokesperson Maj Dmitry Dumpkoff commented, "before a rupture sent millions of gallons of hydrogen peroxide into outer space." The mishap occurred shortly after this m...
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Funny story: NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!" News of the delivery was welco...
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Funny story: NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...
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Funny story: BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

London - "Must be the spooky facial similarity between ISS Flight Engineer Colonel Yuri Malenchenko and Line Of Duty's DS Steve Arnott," a NASA source said today as news of the broadcast link-up was announced, "it's made the the whole Station crew cr...
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