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Funny story: Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

NASA is continuing to neither officially confirm nor deny reports that its astronauts on board the International Space Station have become intoxicated on marijuana fumes which have gathered in the upper stratosphere between the station's orbit and De...
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Funny story: NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit. "It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...
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Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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Funny story: Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA's International Space Station on Christmas Eve had a few choice words about their employers. "I thought once you had a government job you never had to work on holidays again. Bull%&$#!!!...
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Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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Funny story: Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

In theory it sounded great. Build a talking robot (name = Kirobo) to keep a Japanese astronaut company on the International Space Station. Read about it here on BBC News . But onlookers aren't sure things will work out as planned. The problem? K...
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Funny story: Space diaper leak halts ISS spacewalk

Space diaper leak halts ISS spacewalk

Space - A dangerous water leak in an International Space Station astronaut's helmet turned out to be a faulty diaper 'payload' according to a NASA statement tonight. So severe was the flooding that a planned 45-minute debut spacewalk outside the S...
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Funny story: Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Space - "Luckily the salon had just completed its last anal bleaching job," ISS spokesperson Maj Dmitry Dumpkoff commented, "before a rupture sent millions of gallons of hydrogen peroxide into outer space." The mishap occurred shortly after this m...
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Funny story: NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!" News of the delivery was welco...
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Funny story: NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...
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Funny story: BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

London - "Must be the spooky facial similarity between ISS Flight Engineer Colonel Yuri Malenchenko and Line Of Duty's DS Steve Arnott," a NASA source said today as news of the broadcast link-up was announced, "it's made the the whole Station crew cr...
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Funny story: Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

The space junk that nearly hit the International Space Station (ISS) was erroneously reported to have been a discarded fragment from a Russian rocket booster. Upon further investigation it has been discovered that the space junk was actually the Kar...
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Funny story: Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Strasbourg - He's been snapped at a late night Barking kebab takeaway, the Tories' Winter Ball and last year's Wimbledon Ladies' Championship finals. Today judges at the European Court of Human Frights refused to release 'pirated' ISS footage of t...
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Funny story: International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

Antarctica - "This is the last time we frack for bloody Gazprom!" was the gist of an emergency frequency communiqué picked up by astronauts aboard the ISS this morning. It has broken a seven day radio blackout of Russia's Arctic and Antarctic Res...
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Funny story: British Space Industry finally ready for take-off

British Space Industry finally ready for take-off

After seventy years in the planning, the British Space Industry is finally ready to launch it's first astro-noughts this summer. "It's a little known fact," said Brian Cox, "but Britain invented space-travel. All the technology other countries use...
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Funny story: Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

The international space station is full of technical wizardry from robot arms to state of the art telecommunication devices. The cost of a pen on the ISS runs into thousands of dollars with decades of research leading to its manufacture. So which...
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Funny story: China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

Beijing -- China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. "It's no secret that our count...
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Funny story: Ballcock from International Space Station lav crash lands in Namibia

Ballcock from International Space Station lav crash lands in Namibia

Namibia - The 130lb orb is used to store hydrazine aboard the ISS where its inorganic compound liquids facilitate the flushing of the space station dumper. Its mystery appearance in the desert 480 miles from the Namibian capital Windhoek has rattl...
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