Isle of Wight News last night received confirmation that American Master Detective, Inspector Morse, is to fly to the UK from New York City to assist Island policemen in cracking the case of the Ryde Wheelie Bin Rifler.
Inspector Morse became an i...
Morose sat in his home drinking whisky and listening to Verdi's 'Tutti Frutti Butti Call' opera, wondering why someone had come up with a good idea for a parody of his police career but had then ruined it by filling it up with adolescent drivel.
'Probably an adolescent', he deduced, and raised his glass to the portrait of Sherlock Holmes that had been hanged on his wall in 1887 for stealing a t...
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