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Funny story: Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

At a recent hearing by the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, White House Science Director, John Holdren, spoke in front of the committee to discuss President Obama's initiative to reduce carbon emissions. Despite 99% of the world's...
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Funny story: Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story: Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...
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Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...
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Funny story: Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
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Funny story: Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...
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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
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Funny story: Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Philadelphia, PA-- When Miss Vicky Smegma went for a walk this morning, the last person she expected to see was Miss Vera Cockwhistle--one of her Facebook 'friends'. Both women are painfully shy and extremely introverted. Both women also live in th...
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Funny story: Theologians prove that God is a teapot

Theologians prove that God is a teapot

Theologians have scoured the archaeological evidence and come to the conclusion that God, the supreme creator, is a teapot. "Whenever we do any kind of archaeological dig," said Professor Lupine Hatter, of Manchester University, "we find pottery s...
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Funny story: Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Houston, TX-- A horrific flare from the moon is expected to hit the earth later tonight. The blast is actually courtesy of the sun, which has been plagued by solar eruptions every day since January. The sun's light then bounces off the moon, causin...
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Funny story: Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

CALAIS - FRANCE French police today announced that local eccentric and certifiable lunatic, Alain De La Derriere has been found dead at his apartment, close by the cross channel ferryport. M De La Derriere has long been regarded as an eccentric in...
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Funny story: Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

It seems if one wants to be a mass-murderer these days one has to be insane and now the Norwegian maniac, who cold-bloodedly slaughtered his victims, has proven the fact. He has been officially declared a "loony"! Anders Behring Breivik will live...
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Funny story: Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Many years ago, around 1957,I was totally fascinated by the television set my dad bought when I was about 9 years old. A small black and white picture came into our living room each day, to amuse us and bring us World News. No needed to get off the couch to change channels, we only had ONE. We DID have to wait a few minutes for the t.v. to 'warm up' though. The test card showed when there...
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Funny story: Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...
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Funny story: Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...
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Funny story: Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrats are concerned about losing November elections to "a bunch of Weirdos." Edmund Grayson III commented that Americans are actively resisting government practices that are "good and normal." Grayson, a Harvard graduate, explain...
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Funny story: Here Comes The Crazy: A Step By Step Guide To Dealing With Insanity

Here Comes The Crazy: A Step By Step Guide To Dealing With Insanity

Before we get started, first we need solidify the source of the belief that you're insane. Did some one tell you? If so, then they're probably wrong cause they're idiots. Chances are you're crazy when you start hallucinating and/or have killed someone. But it's not the end of the world. You don't have to start making unneeded sacrifices just because you ended up in a psych ward over a tiny little...
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Funny story: March Madness Takes on Literal Meaning as Entire College Basketball Team Actually Goes Mad

March Madness Takes on Literal Meaning as Entire College Basketball Team Actually Goes Mad

Indianapolis- Stunned NCAA officials are scrambling this afternoon as they attempt to deal with 16 stark raving mad college basketball players running amok across downtown Indianapolis. "Apparently, this particular group of young men took the te...
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