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Funny story: Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Washington DC - His negotiations with Iran over its nuclear weapons ambitions already in peril from a Republican controlled Senate, Obama threw a wrench into his own gears today when he offhandedly told reporters that invading Iran with "frog men" is...
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Funny story: Hackers Who Broke Into Obama Teleprompter, Not LSD Trip, Reason For President's Weird War on Terror Speech - White House

Hackers Who Broke Into Obama Teleprompter, Not LSD Trip, Reason For President's Weird War on Terror Speech - White House

Still trying to put out fires from President Obama's bizarre opening remarks at the White House conference on "violent extremism," White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today said the F.B.I. has concluded that "probably Chinese" hackers hijacked O...
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Funny story: Religion Drives Man Crazy

Religion Drives Man Crazy

On the evidence of the witness who inhabited the flat beneath the defendant's the judge had no hesitation but to refer the defendant for psychiatric evaluation. The charges of malicious damage to property and disturbing the peace were dropped on compassionate grounds. The judge had reached the decision after questioning the witness thoroughly and allowing his tape recording of the events leadi...
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Funny story: Crazies To Take Over United States

Crazies To Take Over United States

Some relatively sane GOP House members are voluntarily exiting their seats in safe districts and will be replaced by other politicians who can only be described as "zany" ultra right-wingers. As the New York Times summarized it: One nominee propo...
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Funny story: Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

At a recent hearing by the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, White House Science Director, John Holdren, spoke in front of the committee to discuss President Obama's initiative to reduce carbon emissions. Despite 99% of the world's...
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Funny story: Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story: Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...
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Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...
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Funny story: Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
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Funny story: Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...
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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
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Funny story: Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Philadelphia, PA-- When Miss Vicky Smegma went for a walk this morning, the last person she expected to see was Miss Vera Cockwhistle--one of her Facebook 'friends'. Both women are painfully shy and extremely introverted. Both women also live in th...
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Funny story: Theologians prove that God is a teapot

Theologians prove that God is a teapot

Theologians have scoured the archaeological evidence and come to the conclusion that God, the supreme creator, is a teapot. "Whenever we do any kind of archaeological dig," said Professor Lupine Hatter, of Manchester University, "we find pottery s...
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Funny story: Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Houston, TX-- A horrific flare from the moon is expected to hit the earth later tonight. The blast is actually courtesy of the sun, which has been plagued by solar eruptions every day since January. The sun's light then bounces off the moon, causin...
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Funny story: Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

CALAIS - FRANCE French police today announced that local eccentric and certifiable lunatic, Alain De La Derriere has been found dead at his apartment, close by the cross channel ferryport. M De La Derriere has long been regarded as an eccentric in...
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Funny story: Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

It seems if one wants to be a mass-murderer these days one has to be insane and now the Norwegian maniac, who cold-bloodedly slaughtered his victims, has proven the fact. He has been officially declared a "loony"! Anders Behring Breivik will live...
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Funny story: Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Many years ago, around 1957,I was totally fascinated by the television set my dad bought when I was about 9 years old. A small black and white picture came into our living room each day, to amuse us and bring us World News. No needed to get off the couch to change channels, we only had ONE. We DID have to wait a few minutes for the t.v. to 'warm up' though. The test card showed when there...
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Funny story: Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...
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Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning
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