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Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

Funny story: Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

To make it easier to track criminals, the US Department of Corrections is now requiring that inmates adopt names that fit their crimes. While most inmates just change their surname, they are allowed to change their first name instead or adopt a pun n...

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Teachers Replaced By Inmates In Cost-Cutting Move After 8 Levy Defeats

HOME ROOM CONFINEMENT, BELLAIRE, OHIO -- Following the defeat of an operating levy for the eighth time in four years, the Bellaire Local School District has been forced to take the drastic measure of laying off all its high school teachers and replac...

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San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

Funny story: San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population. One hi...

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Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...

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County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

Funny story: County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

City and County Governments are drooling with envy over Louisville's age old solution for housing and feeding the many prisoners that go through their portals of power. They borrowed a page from Soylent Green and offered it up as food for thos...

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New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...

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Alcatraz to reopen as prison

Funny story: Alcatraz to reopen as prison

California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand...

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The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

Funny story: The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...

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