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Funny story: San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population. One hi...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...
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Funny story: County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

City and County Governments are drooling with envy over Louisville's age old solution for housing and feeding the many prisoners that go through their portals of power. They borrowed a page from Soylent Green and offered it up as food for thos...
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Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...
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Funny story: Alcatraz to reopen as prison

Alcatraz to reopen as prison

California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand...
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Funny story: The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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