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Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

Funny story: Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...

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Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

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Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...

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Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...

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A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

Funny story: A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...

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Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

Funny story: Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...

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Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...

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Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe. Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears...

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Travis Goes Bananas!!!

Funny story: Travis Goes Bananas!!!

OK, I have a confession to make: I think I'm a bad person. Not "Battlefield Earth" bad, but bad enough. What has driven me to all this self-flagellation? What could cause such dark introspection and self recrimination? The answer is simple - a crazy chimpanzee. I still can't stop thinking about the former celebrity chimpanzee who went nuts. How could a story about a former celebrity chimp wh...

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Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

Funny story: Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...

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Die hard Man Utd fans attempt to commit suicide at news of Van Persie's injury!

Funny story: Die hard Man Utd fans attempt to commit suicide at news of Van Persie's injury!

Robin Van Persie was injured last night playing for Holland and as the news slowly reached the Mancunian regions (Red light District not blue movie area) several hundred United fans were seen heading for the local, fog ridden (that was written by Aga...

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Crowd surfing accident leaves fifteen injured at Meat Loaf concert

Funny story: Crowd surfing accident leaves fifteen injured at Meat Loaf concert

Crowd surfing is the act of a performer leaping from the stage into a crowd and being carried by a multitude of hands out into the crowd and back again. The origins of crowd surfing are lost in the annals of time, but many agree that the first perfor...

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Jonathan "Call The Surgeon" Woodgate Rejoins Middlesbrough

Funny story: Jonathan "Call The Surgeon" Woodgate Rejoins Middlesbrough

Former Leeds, Spurs and England centre-half Jonathan Woodgate has rejoined his boyhood team Middlesbrough on a free transfer following his release from Stoke City. Woodgate has managed to play an astounding 22 games in the last three seasons a...

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Dolly Parton Injures Herself Filming a Pogo Stick Commercial

Funny story: Dolly Parton Injures Herself Filming a Pogo Stick Commercial

LOS ANGELES - Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country Music, was recently rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital in Los Angeles. According to Pia Confetti of the El Lay Informer Ms. Parton was in the process of filming a pogo stick commercial...

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Wayne Rooney Injured in Doctors surgery incident!

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Injured in Doctors surgery incident!

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England footballer, has picked up an injury at his Doctors Private Surgery, and will miss the next two matches for his team. Dr E. Coli's nurse, Gaye Hooker explained to our reporter what took place in the D...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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