CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises.
The CCC took this measur...
A family of four came to blows whilst rushing to eat porridge too quickly yesterday morning.
George and Mary Otterstuff had broken noses after they threw porridge dishes at each other. Their children, Gemma and Emma, suffered burnt lips and tongue...
LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation.
Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...
CHELYABINSK, Russia - A 55-foot wide rock landed in and around the city of Chelyabinsk and then caused shockwaves that injured 1,200 people and damaged thousands of homes. The U.S. quickly expressed relief that no one of significance was affected by...
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