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Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Funny story: Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, a die-hard Indianapolis Dolts fan, hypothesizes that the explanation of the New England Playoffs coach, Bill Bellyache, that global warming is the cause of his team's under-inflated balls is "dubious at best." Climate...

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The Indianapolis Colts Edge Out The Kansas City Chiefs In A High-Scoring Shoot-Out

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Edge Out The Kansas City Chiefs In A High-Scoring Shoot-Out

INDIANAPOLIS - The Kansas City Chiefs rode into Indianapolis and got into an old-fashioned slugfest with the home town Colts. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine said that for most of the game it looked as if the Chiefs victory medicin...

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The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

INDIANAPOLIS - Eight hours after the NFL game of the month ended the jubilant fans of Indianapolis were still celebrating by chanting Luck! Luck! Luck! in reference to Andrew Luck, the quarterback who replaced their former messiah Peyton Manning.

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Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Funny story: Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...

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Despite 0-10 record, Indianapolis Colts show amazing consistency

Funny story: Despite 0-10 record, Indianapolis Colts show amazing consistency

INDIANAPOLIS, In.--After dropping to a league-worst 0-10 after a 17-3 loss to Jacksonville this weekend, the Peyton-less Colts are showing themselves to be serious contenders with the 2008 Detroit Lions for the worst team in NFL history. This sai...

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The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

Funny story: The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League is getting extreme pressure from team owners, fans, and families of quarterbacks to do something to prevent the rash of quarterback injuries that have plagued the sport this year and in years past. Indi...

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The Indianapolis Colts Have Just Signed An Amazing 13-Year-Old Kick Return Specialist

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Have Just Signed An Amazing 13-Year-Old Kick Return Specialist

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis Colts have just lost their second game and are now 0-2 and off to their worst start in recent memory. The coaches, players, and fans all point to the fact that the team is certainly missing the services of its star...

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Michael Vick Declares Himself Fit as a Dogfighting Rottweiller, In Preparation for His Upcoming Loss To Indianapolis This Sunday.

Funny story: Michael Vick Declares Himself Fit as a Dogfighting Rottweiller, In Preparation for His Upcoming Loss To Indianapolis This Sunday.

The Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback, Kevin Kolb, wait, no... Michael Vick, then Kevin Kolb, then Michael Vick, says he is as fit as a Rottweiller in a dogfight, and is ready to get to The Linc, where Peyton Manning's Indianapolis Colts will...

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Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Funny story: Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl. "They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!" Sounds...

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Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

Funny story: Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

It's probably the Greatest Show On Earth. We are of course talking about Superbowl XLIV which takes place later today amidst an unprecedented security lockdown as the New Orleans Saints go helmet to helmet with the Indianapolis Colts at Miami's Sun L...

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Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...

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Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

Funny story: Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...

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