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Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Funny story: Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Dramatic scenes of tomato warfare have been witnessed in major Indian cities as tomato prices soar and ketchup runs out! In Spain, the famous tomato throwing fiesta called La Tomatina, in Valencia, has been postponed because multi-millionaire Ind...

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Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

Funny story: Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

After spending years in a deep freezer Indian Guru, Ashutosh Maharaj, has won his case to remain there until his followers pull the plug or they cannot pay the electricity bill! Now Gurus all over India are demanding the same right as their frozen...

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Indian cows are more important than Indian women!

Funny story: Indian cows are more important than Indian women!

It is common knowledge that Indian cows hold an elitist position in Indian society, not quite like their European, US versions, who are milked to death and then slaughtered! No, in India cows roam the streets of all major cities munching anything...

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Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...

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Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

Funny story: Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

The Indian government have decided to introduce new legislation pertaining to bringing up children by employing monkeys in nurseries, nationwide. After discovering a young girl who was raised by primates in the Uttar Pradesh jungle, a la Mowgli wi...

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Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

Funny story: Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

After twinning the Yorkshire city of Dewsbury with Mumbai in India, the council have declared that cars, rickshaw buses, rickshaw motor cycles and taxis will now have to drive in a "free for all" chaotic system down the centre of the road since the M...

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Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

Funny story: Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

In the city of Lucknow, India which is part Islamic and part Hindu, a Hindu father and his family watched three hours of junk on television Monday, became angry at the violence and language and proceeded to grab up the television while his son was or...

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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...

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New York Times interview with Modi

New York: India's Right-wing party, Bharatiya Janata Party's prime ministerial candidate Mr. Narendra Modi talks to our Delhi correspondent M.A.Hussain. Although his detractors say that his interactions with media are fixed, and he knows in advance what shall go into print, but we have found Mr. Modi's interview remarkably candid and forthright. It will surprise his critics as well as his admirer...

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India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

Funny story: India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically. The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi...

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India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

Funny story: India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat. Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.

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North Korea To Attack India

Funny story: North Korea To Attack India

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is very upset with the government of India. It appears that India has made a statement that the head of North Korea really needs to see about get...

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Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...

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Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

Funny story: Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided...

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Facebook helps cops find their lost puppy

There was a gloomy scenario in the Vanrai, Goregaon Police Station, Mumbai, as an puppy adopted by cops there in was lost and couldn't be traced for good three weeks. Cops after a lot efforts and thorough sourcing couldn't reunite with their beloved...

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Earth rips itself a new one

Funny story: Earth rips itself a new one

At the start of the dinosaur era, some two hundred and twenty-five million years ago, there was one continent, and one ocean. The continent was called Pangea, and the ocean, showing a remarkable lack of imagination, was called the Big Ocean. Tectonic...

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India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

Funny story: India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...

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Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Funny story: Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...

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