UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...
QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country.
The rumorous rumor is believed to...
Protests in India have proven that the Raj has had its day on the sub-continent and British supermarkets are not the "Raj" as far as Indians go.
Global supermarkets attempting to cash in on India's new found wealth, including British ones, are bei...
In a late-breaking development - delayed because the official Government Spokesperson Mooster Mukharjoy arrived two hours behind schedule at the Readers' Building in Newer Delhi - the government announced a blanket ban on all websites across the subc...
The British National Party has launched a Bring Back the Best of British food campaign as the party moves increasingly into wider areas of the political and social sphere. In initiative which hopes to play on voters fears about the uncertainty of cur...
Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai.
The twitter user @NotNe...
Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India.
The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...
India has chosen super-clean Chelsea star and super-monogamist (monogamy is classified as very healthy in India), John Terry, as their health ambassador for 2012. The Indian ministry for sport and health chose John because of his upstanding morals an...
INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant.
According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena, when inhaled, pure aspartame releases enough methanol to produce a narcotic 'high'...
Metallica were supposed to play an open-air concert in Delhi last Friday, but the concert was called off due to crazed, turbaned Indian "head-bangers" trashing the stage before the concert began.
25000 head-bangers, who had never ever seen a heavy...
New Delhi: In a startling development on Sunday night, close on the heels of this expose, it has now emerged that there has been a similar plot in India to inject testosterone into the politicians to make them more aggressive in tackling crucial issu...
New Delhi: Denying all possible connections to SpectrumGate, the scam over allotment of 2G spectrum to telecom companies, the Hon'ble (sic) Home Minister C Pitambaram claimed that he was misunderstood on the issue. Stopping short of saying that it w...
In a move that is certain to raise a lot of temperatures across the country, the Cartel of Natural Gas and Resources (CoNGRes) has increased the price of petrol by 3 rupees per liter, or roughly 24 cents for a gallon. The hike goes into effect from...
India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed.
England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...
Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night.
A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...
The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag.
India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...
Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing.
The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...
Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run.
The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords.
"We did not g...