Edinburgh - A Stars and Stripes crop circle composed entirely of the reviled Christmas Day brassicas has sprung up outside the Queen's bedroom window in Scotland.
Its appearance on Holyrood Palace's lush turds - er...turves! - came within minutes...
Washington DC - Today the White House announced that President Obama had signed an executive order which declares that henceforth, the July 4th holiday is to be known as "International Assimilation Day". The move drew widespread criticism on Capital...
With current drought conditions in Texas and with wildfires burning in several parts of the state, the Texas Legislature has voted to move this year's Independence Day celebration to October.
The bill passed both the State House and the Senate b...
This weekend, while most people are asking themselves, "Will Lebron James stay in Cleveland?" James Brubaker should have been asking himself and anyone with some compassion, "Do you think these burgers are done?"
After taking advantage of the Firs...
Great Britain has invaded the United States of America in irritation over the glee showed at that nations Independence day festivities and to win back the valuable territory lost in both the Revolutionary War (or the War Of Snotty Comeuppance" as it...
David Cameron has given the biggest hint yet that the UK will be given a new public holiday to bring the number of public holidays up to the same number as the rest of the European Union.
Original thoughts were the Monday following Armistice Day i...
Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children.
"It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the...
EAST LOS ANGELES - Hundreds of restaurant kitchens are empty in this southern California city as thousands of illegal aliens have returned to their native Mexico in order to participate in the Mexican Independence Day celebration.
The festive nati...
Alex Salmond, SNP leader and would-be clan chief of an independent Scotland, has been outlining his plans to fund his forthcoming referendum.
In a candid interview with 'Burly Jocks' magazine he admitted he would need to raise a lot of cash. Mo...
Washington, DC - President Barack Obama on Independence Day said he would on behalf of the United States apologize for the treatment the Loyalists got during and after the American War for Independence.
The President will host a dinner at the Whit...
President Obama, speaking from the Oval Office has decreed that Independence Day 2009 is not to be celebrated and that July 4 is to be deleted from all calendars.
"This is part of my Economic Stimulus Package" the President explained. "I expect th...
Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) is one of two Independence Days in the country of Mexico (the other is the 16th of September). In a speech at a Media Fund-Raiser at a hotel banquet room in Southern California, President Barack Obama accidentally referred to...
Texas (AP)- In what has been described as an upcoming Constitutional explosion, 49 states will secede from the Union effective July 4th, 2009. Talk of secession has been bantered about on Capitol Hill for the past several months when the republicans...
A startling discovery that is sure to shake the world was revealed this last week from an unlikely source. Washington DC resident Mary Littlegirl has come forward and told TheSpoof.com reporters how at fifteen years of age she had a "fling" with then...
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Today, Britons were celebrating the Fourth of July, when the USA declared independence in 1776. Jubilant crowds let off fireworks and waved coloured bits of cloth, to show the world how glad they were to have got rid of their former colony.
Independence day is here, for the United States; a day we celebrate our history, culture and right to determine our destiny. We have also been introduced to the concept of Patriotism, in recent debates between the Presidential Candidates. So, I wanted to look at some of the reasons why, we love our nation and what being free has done for us.
As July 4th approaches and families across the country prepare for the annual cook-out, many find the steaks and bratworst have been eaten by the car!
With budget busting gas prices, some shoppers are seeking cheaper meat alternatives like chick...