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The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...

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Football Gossip & comments 13th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 13th July 2012

Porto striker Hulk has denied he is close to signing a deal to join Chelsea. The 25-year-old, who is part of the Brazil squad for this summer's Olympics, is happy to remain in Portugal. He's waiting for Chelsea to play in a green kit before he signs an incredible deal. David Beckham will not stay in London for the whole Olympics after he was left out of the Team GB squad. He will instead retu...

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"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...

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Comics That Got Away

Funny story: Comics That Got Away

The Predictable Hulk. Bruce Banner: "Don't make me angry, Mr Kelly, you... Kelly: "Yeah... I know...I wouldn't like you when you're angry. Jeez - Do you ever give it a rest?" *** The Flasher Barry Allen and Iris West (who is unaware of Barry's secret alter ego, The Flash) have been to the movies and are walking home... "... Oh Barry! Not again! Do put it away, please!" ***...

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Brad Pitt Is Furious At Angelina Jolie For Dressing Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Like a Boy

Funny story: Brad Pitt Is Furious At Angelina Jolie For Dressing Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Like a Boy

LISBON, Portugal - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the "Half Dozen" kids were in Portugal where Pitt had gone to promote his latest motion picture Moneyball. The film which deals with the world of baseball, highlights many of the old baseball clich...

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Incredible Hulk Realises People prefer him when he is angry

Funny story: Incredible Hulk Realises People prefer him when he is angry

David Banner, the Incredible Hulk, has spent his life warning people that they would not like him when he is angry. Now, however, he realises that he has been wasting his life with this ridiculous lie. 'I realised it quite recently' said the mild...

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Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Funny story: Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into t...

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The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

Funny story: The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - After only being on the air for two months the Fixx Network has cancelled the Simpson's show, no not the cartoon Simpsons, the Simpson's with the chumbawumbas. The sit-com titled Pops And The Lip Syncers, starred Jessica Simpson, siste...

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Hulk Hogan turns green when he is angry

Funny story: Hulk Hogan turns green when he is angry

World Famous Wrestler Hulk Hogan turns green when he gets angry. Hogan was most popular in the 1980s and early 1990s as the all American working class hero character Hulk Hogan in the World Wrestling Federation now known as World Wrestling Entertain...

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Mr. McGee laid off

Funny story: Mr. McGee laid off

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California - 32 years after investigative reporter Jack McGee snapped his first picture of the being referred to as 'The Incredible Hulk', his newspaper - The National Register - has laid him off. "Hell, I guess I like him as wel...

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Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

HOLLYWOOD, CA - The SeeBS Network signed a tentative deal with New Moon stars Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to begin filming a new primetime TV series based on a marvelous comic book character. No surprise: Lautner will play the hulking beast,...

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Susan Boyle to marry Shrek's cousin

Funny story: Susan Boyle to marry Shrek's cousin

Susan Boyle is to marry Shrek's cousin, the Hulk, this December. Publicity spokeswoman for Susan Boyle says the two have been dating for the last four months. The Hulk says in an interview, where he moans and groans, he has been wanting kids for...

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Andy Murray Mistaken For Incredible Hulk At Australian Open Tennis

Funny story: Andy Murray Mistaken For Incredible Hulk At Australian Open Tennis

British no.1 tennis star, Andy Murray, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after he won his first round match against Andrei Pavel by a knock-out at the Australian Open tennis. Murray faced the Romanian at the Rod Laver Arena this...

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Incredible Hulk to be banned from Buses

Funny story: Incredible Hulk to be banned from Buses

Dr David Banner, the man who becomes the Incredible Hulk when he is angry will soon be seeing red, or green in his case, for a number of bus companies have now banned him from travelling with them. Speaking to us, Alex Kingshot from Northolt Bus C...

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"The Incredible Hulk's" Stan Lee sued by "The Jolly Green Giant" for plagiarism

Funny story: "The Incredible Hulk's" Stan Lee sued by "The Jolly Green Giant" for plagiarism

Hollywood, California - "The Jolly Green Giant," the former frozen vegetable spokesman, sued, Stan Lee, the man who built the House of Marvel Comics, in a Los Angeles Courtroom today.

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Incredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line

It was announced on Saturday that fashion designer Ralph Lauren is coming out with an Incredible Hulk line of pants, shorts and t-shirts.

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Bruce Banner under investigation for steroid use

Funny story: Bruce Banner under investigation for steroid use

In a shocking turn today it was revealed that Dr. Bruce Banner is under investigation for alleged steroid use.

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Hulk & Panda Light Up Night at the Box Office

Funny story: Hulk & Panda Light Up Night at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Riding a wave of green steroids and martial arts mojo, The Incredible Hulk and Kung Fu Panda smashed M. Night Shyamalana-Ding-Dong's new film, The Happening, at the box office...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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