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Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

Funny story: Yoko Ono's designer adult diaper line bombs

New York - The octogenarian artist is being sued over intellectual property rights to her latest line of geriatric sanitary wear by rival designers who allege plagiarism and, er, 'taking the piss'. Ono's super-absorbent incontinence pads were laun...

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Congress Passes American Incontinence Act of 2010 To Provide Free Adult Diapers To Senior Citizens

Funny story: Congress Passes American Incontinence Act of 2010 To Provide Free Adult Diapers To Senior Citizens

In their last act on Friday before adjourning for the weekend, the United States Senate ratified a bill already passed by the House of Representatives. The new law, called the American Incontinence Act of 2010, now goes to President Obama for his si...

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Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

Funny story: Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!! Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...

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Pfizzier unveil new wonder drug

Funny story: Pfizzier unveil new wonder drug

Multinational drug giant Pfizzier have been searching for the next big drug, and believe that they have found it. The new drug, with the chemical name Codafil-dioxymethyl, is due to go on sale after extensive trials have proven it safe and effect...

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Obama says "pee-pee factor up," and "pucker factor tightened"

Funny story: Obama says "pee-pee factor up," and "pucker factor tightened"

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama said the "pee-pee factor (is) up," among the "bed-wetters" among the political analysts. And speaking of anal, "the pucker factor has really tightened," said White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs, speak...

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Tiger Woods In New Shitstorm

Funny story: Tiger Woods In New Shitstorm

After the recent infamous 'farting on-air' incident at the Buick Open, world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods was at it again today, when a training ground incident saw him involved in another ugly mess. Woods was out practising his driving, when, all...

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Obama Acknowledges Incontinence As New Threat to Democratic Party as Recent Polls Cause Massive "Wee Weeing!"

Funny story: Obama Acknowledges Incontinence As New Threat to Democratic Party as Recent Polls Cause Massive "Wee Weeing!"

President Barack Obama, firmly pointed his finger at his critics and blamed his recent plunge in popularity polls to incessant "bed wetting" amongst his House and Senate leaders. "Let me make this clear, scrap that, LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEA...

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Ulrika Jonsson. "Stop taking the piss!"

Funny story: Ulrika Jonsson. "Stop taking the piss!"

Ulrika Jonsson has launched an emotional plea for people to stop mocking her after she revealed deeply personal and embarrassing revelation that she is suffering from LAI (Light Adult Incontinence) following the birth of her four children. This means...

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Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker!

Funny story: Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker!

Brad Pitt has reportedly revealed to his back stabbing Doctor (who sold us this report for three trillion dollars, and to Hello! for 16 zillion) that Angelina Jolie has developed an incontinence problem. 'It's terrible' Brad reportedly told the Do...

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Pelosi Blames Incontinence for Pissing On Almost Everybody!

Funny story: Pelosi Blames Incontinence for Pissing On Almost Everybody!

San Francisco/Liberal Rag - House Speaker and Demagogue Nancy Pelosi today blamed a medical condition for her pissy comments on Capitol Hill which alienated almost any rational thinking American. Speaking from her San Francisco estate, Del Monte M...

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New cure makes a splash

A new study in New Zealand has discovered, quite by accident, an almost total cure for incontinence.

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Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

Funny story: Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.

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