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Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...

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Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Funny story: Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...

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The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...

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Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Funny story: Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Speaking to this reporter in Las Vegas, Scott Thompson, AKA Carrot Top, deflected criticism of his acceptance to headline Trump's inaugural ball. We met in his dressing room after one of his acclaimed standup comedy routines in Las Vegas, and he h...

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Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Funny story: Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Depraved mass murderer, musician and Beach Boy song writer, Charles Manson, has agreed to play at the presidential inauguration being held at the White House in Washington DC on January 20th of 2017. The 82 year old Manson will be released from Corc...

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Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Funny story: Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Washington, DC Donald Trump, President-Elect of the U.S., has put out a shout-out for a band to play for his Inaugural Ball. After being refused by the Beach Boys, Barry Manilow, Warrant, the 1910 Fruitgum Company, F Street Blues Band, a Scientology...

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Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

Funny story: Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

At about 3:00 this morning, Donald Trump responded to an email from the head of his campaign staff that said that Bill and Hillary Clinton were to be present at the inauguration ceremony this January, along with the president, Barack Obama. Inste...

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Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

Funny story: Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

San Francisco, CA - If Twitter has its way, Donald Rump will be the next US President. Putin will just be "P U", and Twitter will be called Wi Er (pronounced "we err"). The changes will occur on Inauguration Day, when Twitter will disallow any use o...

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President now believed to have lip-synced inaugural speech

Funny story: President now believed to have lip-synced inaugural speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Obama and Aretha Franklin each gave respectively a resounding speech and rendition of the National Anthem four years ago, it seems that the designers of the second inaugural ceremony pulled a full-on Milli Vanilli o...

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Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S. Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...

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Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...

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DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

Funny story: DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

Washington, D.C.-(AP) D.C. Police today uncovered a pornographic ring that duped hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting females at the inauguration ceremonies of President Barack Obama. In all the excitement, no one noticed activity of the porn ri...

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Washingtonian: "I Think Something Big May Have Happened Last Weekend"

Funny story: Washingtonian: "I Think Something Big May Have Happened Last Weekend"

Dave Hurley, 36, thinks something big may have happened last weekend. Hurley, who rents a small studio in Dupont Circle, noticed a massive swell of people from the 17th to the 20th. "It was so weird," he recounted. "I looked out my window on Tuesd...

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Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

Funny story: Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

President Barack Obama has signed an executive order ending the easterly rotation of the planet on its axis that has characterized much of these first five billion years of Earth's existence. The executive order will maintain the current mean an...

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Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

Funny story: Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.

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$1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

Funny story: $1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

Current counts indicate that 1.8 billion persons, at least half of whom were black, packed into the Washington D.C. Mall on Tuesday to witness the historic inauguration of the nation's first African-American president. These results are being cha...

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Obama Sworn In A Second Time After Chief Justice "Flubs" Oath

President Barack Obama was sworn in for a second time yesterday after concerns that Chief Justice Robert's stumble over the oath of office might pave the way for Obama's historic inauguration to be challenged. "It is important that America, and...

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Fox News Has Its Slowest News Day In 8 years

Funny story: Fox News Has Its Slowest News Day In 8 years

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 was the slowest day for news stories in nearly a decade for Fox News. Editor-in-Chief Charles Whiteman said, "It was just one of those days. We scoured the AP and tickers like normal, but there was just no newsworthy happe...

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