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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S. Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...
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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...
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Funny story: DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

Washington, D.C.-(AP) D.C. Police today uncovered a pornographic ring that duped hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting females at the inauguration ceremonies of President Barack Obama. In all the excitement, no one noticed activity of the porn ri...
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Funny story: Washingtonian: "I Think Something Big May Have Happened Last Weekend"

Washingtonian: "I Think Something Big May Have Happened Last Weekend"

Dave Hurley, 36, thinks something big may have happened last weekend. Hurley, who rents a small studio in Dupont Circle, noticed a massive swell of people from the 17th to the 20th. "It was so weird," he recounted. "I looked out my window on Tuesd...
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Funny story: Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

President Barack Obama has signed an executive order ending the easterly rotation of the planet on its axis that has characterized much of these first five billion years of Earth's existence. The executive order will maintain the current mean an...
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Funny story: Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.
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Funny story: $1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

$1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

Current counts indicate that 1.8 billion persons, at least half of whom were black, packed into the Washington D.C. Mall on Tuesday to witness the historic inauguration of the nation's first African-American president. These results are being cha...
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Funny story: Obama Sworn In A Second Time After Chief Justice "Flubs" Oath

Obama Sworn In A Second Time After Chief Justice "Flubs" Oath

President Barack Obama was sworn in for a second time yesterday after concerns that Chief Justice Robert's stumble over the oath of office might pave the way for Obama's historic inauguration to be challenged. "It is important that America, and...
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Funny story: Fox News Has Its Slowest News Day In 8 years

Fox News Has Its Slowest News Day In 8 years

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 was the slowest day for news stories in nearly a decade for Fox News. Editor-in-Chief Charles Whiteman said, "It was just one of those days. We scoured the AP and tickers like normal, but there was just no newsworthy happe...
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Funny story: Obama Dragged, Kicking And Screaming, To Inauguration

Obama Dragged, Kicking And Screaming, To Inauguration

A thin, weary and ashen Barack Obama stood at the podium yesterday and took the oath of office from Chief Justice Roberts. When asked if he was willing and able to perform the duties of the office, Obama replied "Yeah sure, whatever", then put his fa...
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Funny story: Moment of confusion at inauguration leads to violent scenes

Moment of confusion at inauguration leads to violent scenes

The Inauguration of the Forty Fourth President of the United States was marred today by intermediate violence and upheaval when the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court administering the oath of Office, Stu Piddington, ineptly asked Mr Obama to say the...
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Funny story: President Bush Seen Asking For Directions 7 Blocks From White House

President Bush Seen Asking For Directions 7 Blocks From White House

Former President George W. Bush was seen late Tuesday afternoon asking for directions just a few blocks from his former residence. Kimberly Lewis was walking home when she was approached by the 43rd President. "He pulled over in the far lane wh...
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Funny story: Rev Rick Rabbit Warren Crucifies Gay Jesus at Inauguration

Rev Rick Rabbit Warren Crucifies Gay Jesus at Inauguration

Eminently tolerant Barack Obama mystified his many liberal supporters by selecting neoconservative reverend rick warren to offer the opening invocation at the his inauguration. Warren's reputation is based on a pop religionist best seller and his wil...
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Funny story: Obama's inaugural "Oaf" of office invalidates his Presidency, say Conspiracy Theorists; scheduled scavenger's hunt may hold the fate of the nation

Obama's inaugural "Oaf" of office invalidates his Presidency, say Conspiracy Theorists; scheduled scavenger's hunt may hold the fate of the nation

Washington, DC - Because of the order in which the words of the presidential oath were read to him by Chief Justice, John Roberts, and then repeated by President-elect, Barack Obama, were mixed up, conspiracy theorists are saying that the swearing in...
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Funny story: Inauguration Parade Crash Lands In Hudson River

Inauguration Parade Crash Lands In Hudson River

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - The parade for Barack Obama's inauguration as 44th president crash landed into the Hudson River today, sending all 10,000+ participants fleeing for safety from the icy waters and startling thousands of New Yorkers who ha...
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Funny story: Former President Bush opts to leave the Capitol by helicopter, instead of taking the suggested alternative: Out on a Rail

Former President Bush opts to leave the Capitol by helicopter, instead of taking the suggested alternative: Out on a Rail

Washington, DC - Carrying out a long tradition of leaving the Capitol as soon as possible, so the newly sworn in administration can set the tone for the nation, now former President Bush opted to leave Washington, DC by helicopter, taking Executive 1...
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Funny story: Michelle Wore Gold To Husband's Inauguration

Michelle Wore Gold To Husband's Inauguration

In Washington DC today, Michelle Obama was wearing a sparkling gold sheath dress with matching coat by Cuban-born American designer Isabel Toledo on the day of her husband's inauguration as president. That's a sparkling Gold! Those of you who had...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

People watching the inauguration of President Barack Obama today were offered a special treat today: former Vice President Dick Cheney was escorted to the inauguration in a wheelchair and on the short bus. Citing the professional medical opinions...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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