MOSCOW - Word filtering out of the Kremlin is that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is very upset at the United States stating that it will no longer import Russian Vodka.
The Russian president stated that two can play that game and he has decided to...
EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico.
LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...
Two councils on the South Coast have joined forces after hearing of the horrors of the Isle of Wight and have announced that with immediate effect they are closing the borders except for "essential services".
The Media Spokesman for both Portsmout...
In his continuing efforts to control the quality of air Americans breathe, and the music and sports they're addicted to, President Obama reiterated his campaign promise to 'kill off the addiction to coal' in the US.
Reinforcing his promise, Obam...
The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
It is about damn time! Here we are labeling each other as victims, criminals, heroes, and villains based on track records, race, religion, and all of the BULL CRAP that is supposed to make the United States of America really stand up to it's title and do something decent for the citizens and immigrants. My name, as if Coporate America gives a rat's behind anyway, ain't even that import...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!