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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Media Whore Pipes Up Again

It's been nearly a week since Imogen Thomas has seeked any form of publicity. This week she's decided to do a candid interview with established high-brow publication Balls magazine where she appeals to the world to "leave her alone". The shy and...

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Footy fav pin-up, Imogen T. scared of silicone slip-up!

Over-loaded, footy fav pin-up girl (amongst other activities), Imogen T. (name altered for legal reasons, but you know who I mean) has been frightened "stiff" (now that takes some doing!). It seems that Imogen has a silicone slip-up job and that can...

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Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Funny story: Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami. She was photo-s...

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Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

Funny story: Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

The Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, currently on holiday with his family in Buenos Aries, reacted "evasively" according to sources, when questioned regarding his opinion on the Ryan Giggs-Natasha Giggs-Imogen Thomas goings-on. Tevez had bee...

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Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

According to the gossip columns, the trio were found sitting in the crater of extinct Icelandic volcano, Imblofyer, eating cucumber and talking about ticket allocations for the 2012 Olympic Games, by part time explorer, Sir Kenneth Tarby-Dodds. Ta...

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Nonce had photos of female tennis players in his shed

Funny story: Nonce had photos of female tennis players in his shed

Retired Maths teacher Eric Nonce faces further questioning by Dorking Vice Squad. The member of the public has already been named as the one who used crossword expertise to 'out' Celebrity Imogen Thomas as' A Smooth Minge' during a local Surrey Qu...

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Imogen Thomas 'smooth minge' cover up.

Funny story: Imogen Thomas 'smooth minge' cover up.

Buxom Welsh Footballer's 'wife' Imogen Thomas has denied that her name is an anagram of A Smooth Minge. She has instructed top law firm, Shillings Pound and Pence to defend her 'good name'. Top brass Nick Shilling has taken out a super injuncti...

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Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

Funny story: Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

As rumours surface that Shakira and Imogen Thomas will be supporting Barcelona in Saturday's Champions League Final, with the whole hearted endorsement of Barca coach, Pep Guardiola, Brit icons, Pippa Middleton (of Pippawatch fame) Victoria Beckham,...

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Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn. Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning'...

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Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Funny story: Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Today's gossip columns are buzzing with the news that apparently, a disparate group of high profile British media personalities have arranged a meeting. Although nobody has the faintest clue what will be on the agenda. Footballers, Giggs and Ge...

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