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Funny story:  You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story:  With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...
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Funny story:  British Citizens Immigrating to Be Near London Bridge

British Citizens Immigrating to Be Near London Bridge

LAKE HAVASU, ARIZONA - Immigration officials are seeing a surge in citizenship applications from British citizens who want to relocate to Lake Havasu, Arizona. "Most of the applications are from middle-aged or older Brits," explained Duncan Dillw...
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Funny story:  Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

An Arizona state House committee on Friday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads. The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider...
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Funny story:  'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...
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Funny story:  Immigrant Romanians buy Trafalger Square!

Immigrant Romanians buy Trafalger Square!

A group of immigrant Romanians has purchased Trafalger Square and turned it into a caravan camp for new arrivals. A convoy of hand-painted, colourful horse-drawn carriages was last seen rolling up the M25 towards the centre of London and amazed car d...
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Funny story:  Senator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation

Senator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain of Arizona told American Spotlight Magazine that the time has come to make a decision on the ongoing issue of immigration. The GOP senator said that his home state along with California, New Mexico, and Texas...
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Funny story:  ............It's a steal cobber!

............It's a steal cobber!

With the prospect of tens of thousands more free loading immigrants heading to the UK from both Romania and Bulgaria, part-time PM Do-nothing-Dave has been warned of potential widespread civil unrest from the indigenous Brits unless he can get rid of...
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Funny story:  The GOP's "Big Tent" Is Collapsing

The GOP's "Big Tent" Is Collapsing

Houston, TX--Last year's election was a disaster for the GOP: it lost the presidency, the Democrats retained the Senate thanks to a handful of Tea Party loons, and Republicans retained the House in numbers but lost in aggregate votes by about a mill...
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Funny story:  Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Senate has finally acted on part of the Immigration Bill and has voted to allow illegal aliens to carry guns but only if the guns are used for their own protection. President Obama hurried to get this part of...
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Funny story:  Cameron Immigration Crackdown

Cameron Immigration Crackdown

PM David Cameron last night warned of the dangers of unchecked immigration and erosion of the English way of life. Society Speaking at a BNP rally he said "I'm not talking about the Polish plumber that wants to come here, nick our jobs and shaf...
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Funny story:  Rep. Steve King Seen Limping Along in Washington with his Foot in his Mouth

Rep. Steve King Seen Limping Along in Washington with his Foot in his Mouth

Rep. Steve King, who recently said of Latinos covered by the "Dream" provision of immigration reform, "For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because the...
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Funny story:  'Cruz' Control Needed, Says Immigration Reform Advocate

'Cruz' Control Needed, Says Immigration Reform Advocate

Lester Montoya, speaking for the group Rational Law Reform, said yesterday that Texas Senator Ted Cruz has gone too far in his latest proposed amendment to the senate bill designed to overhaul immigration policy in the U.S. The amendment would req...
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Funny story:  Mass deportations in the pipeline

Mass deportations in the pipeline

The government is seriously cosidering the deportation of more than five million Britons of both Viking and Anglo Saxon Origin. "We need to make room for the next influx of honest hard working eastern europeans," said the prime minister at last ni...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice. In a spee...
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Funny story:  India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...
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Funny story:  Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua. Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
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Funny story:  Ed Millibond admits he made a "Boo Boo"

Ed Millibond admits he made a "Boo Boo"

David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country. "I should not have advertised my birthday party on Faceb...
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