In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice.
In a spee...
UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua.
Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country.
"I should not have advertised my birthday party on Faceb...
El Presidente Barack Obama's recent vote whoring decision to grant amnesty to illegal immigrants has many Americans fuming and worried about not only the message that will send out to other potential illegal immigrants who may now arrive in the US, k...
Residents of Portland, Oregon are backing the Police Department and Mayor in their drive to send illegal immigrants packing and back to where they belong.
Mayor Alvin Bostock told a Town hall meeting, packed with concerned residents, worried about...
California's Department of Corrections has given away a new Dodge Caravan to a prisoner in Sacramento who became a prisons millionth inmate this weekend.
Jose Guillermo, who was arraigned Saturday after being arrested for shoplifting, was delight...
Nik Wollenda, world renown tightrope walker, after his spectacular 25 minute, 1800 foot walk on wire above Niagara Falls was denied access by Canadian Border Patrol agents because there are no laws on the books for entering Canada on a rope.
Agent...
Venice, California - Japan's 2011 tsunami has brought yet another surprise to American shores. A Toyota dealership, complete with a sales staff and a service dapartment, has landed on the beach here, less than a week after a Japanese fishing doc...
The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs.
A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
Arizona has extended a limited-time offer to all immigrants in the state to be voluntarily incarcerated for a 10-year period, following which they would enjoy a six-month exemption from the state requirement that all immigrants over the age of 14 car...
The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them.
For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...
New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party.
"It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
THERESA May gave the green light to the relaxation of border controls which may have allowed criminals and extremists into Britain. And further shocking revelations today show that, in an unprecedented demonstration of 'Christmas Goodwill' Border Off...
6 Nov 2011: NHS: American Consultancy firm recieves £290,000 a year from UK Government!
The Star
An American consultancy firm seeking to profit out of thefallout from the shake-up to the NHS is being paid £250,000 a year by the government for advice on the transition towards health secretary Andrew Lansley's vision of the service.
The company was one of 57 external "organisation and change" m...
The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth.
Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...
UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country.
Under prop...
The Home Secretary has today announced a new initiative in partnership with Cat Protection, the UK domestic feline charity.
From next year, all immigration centres will have their own catteries to help immigrants with no other excuse for staying i...