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Funny story: Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
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Funny story: M4 motorway migrants

M4 motorway migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy. This is blatantly un-...
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Funny story: Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA - All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader...
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Funny story: The New Colossus (for Gov. Rick Perry)

The New Colossus (for Gov. Rick Perry)

With apologies to Emma Lazarus Just like the brazen ass of Texan fame With chiseled face broadcast across the land, Here at our southern border gates shall stand With border guards be-pistoled, in his name Hater of exiles! From his ambitious flame Glows unwelcome spite; his air-brushed looks command The hate-filled folks who represent his brand And hang on to his words so often lame.
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Funny story: President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...
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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...
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Funny story: Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Seargant Bowe Bergdahl, the soldier held prisoner by the Taliban in Afghanistan for five years, is reportedly once again a Prisoner of War. Just days after being returned to active duty, the Pentagon announced today that Bergdahl sent his father an e...
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Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...
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Funny story: Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...
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Funny story: "Send A Message" To 9-Year-Olds Says GOP Chief

"Send A Message" To 9-Year-Olds Says GOP Chief

Oversight and Government Reform Chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif., has sent President Barack Obama a letter calling for an end to the 2012 executive order granting stays of deportation to children brought into the country illegally by their parents whe...
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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...
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Funny story: Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX - The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country. In the past, if an illegal alien sneaked across our border...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law". Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to def...
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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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